The new Jonny McGovern video isn’t much of a departure from his previous efforts, complete with slutty go-go boys, thumping nightlife and… COLBY FUCKING KELLER? Wait, hold up! What the hell is my fake-boyfriend Colby Keller doing in a video by my other fake-boyfriend Jonny McGovern? Why didn’t either of them tell me about this? Have they forgotten about me and ran away together? Did those nights we spent together (in fictional erotic stories I wrote and saved on my computer’s desktop) mean nothing to them?
I’ll be over here crying and sending them both a million passive-aggressive text messages… Speaking of which, here’s the new Jonny McGovern single! It’s called “Texting On The Dance Floor”, and it’s an appropriately ridiculous addition to his repertoire.
Click through to watch the music video for “#TOTDF”: