ITEM - Wow, it takes some EXCELLENT DNA to still look kinda hot at your arraignment. This shit looks like a gritty fashion shoot. That’s Nick Gruber. He used to film gay fuck flicks under the name “Aaron Skyline” (they are CLEARLY running out of names) and “Zeke” for Next Door Male and Sean Cody. Gruber left porn, went to a dentist, and turned up as famed fashion designer Calvin’s Klein’s trophy rentboy. Unfortunately, shit fell off for Nick. They broke up in January. And this past Tuesday evening, Nick was busted in NYC for…hiding cocaine in his underwear in the wake of a brawl with a friend at his penthouse. He should have just hooped it. It’s not like he hasn’t had things stuffed up there before.
It must fucking suck when you’re riding high on the arm of one of the most famous designers on Earth, and then you get dumped and it’s back to your post-porn career of doing nothing. I’d probably be snorting up all the yay and punching friends in the face, too. Ok, I wouldn’t but I sorta feel sorry for him. Wait…penthouse? FUCK HIM.
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ITEM - 2012 is The Year Boy Bands Came Back. One tiny lesbian wasn’t enough. We needed groups of them. The Wanted is one of the “bands” currently enslaving our planet’s most precious resource – OUR CHILDREN. I can’t fully roll my eyes at them, because it turns out they’re refreshingly honest. They recently did an interview with an NYC radio station, and were very candid about a run-in with Christina Aguilera.
“She’s a total bitch,” Tom Parker spat. “She might not be a bitch in real life, but to us, she was a total bitch. She just sat there and didn’t speak to us. Wouldn’t even look at us.”
“She was quite rude,” Siva Kaneswaran added. “Who does that?”
Look, Xtina hasn’t had an easy time of it since Burlesque failed. Her marriage ended, she began drinking heavily, and she gained some weight. Plus, this happened. They’re lucky she didn’t eat them.
Did you guys know there was an “American David Bowie” who was openly gay and poised to become a huge, glittery superstar in 1975? Me, neither. Check it. This is a trailer for a documentary called Jobriath A.D.