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April 27, 2012

Gay Ass Gossip: Calvin Klein Picks Up Busted Ex’s Rehab Stay

ITEM – Wow, it takes some EXCELLENT DNA to still look kinda hot at your arraignment. This shit looks like a gritty fashion shoot. That’s Nick Gruber. He used to film gay fuck flicks under the name “Aaron Skyline” (they are CLEARLY running out of names) and “Zeke” for Next Door Male and Sean Cody. Gruber left porn, went to a dentist, and turned up as famed fashion designer Calvin’s Klein’s trophy rentboy. Unfortunately, shit fell off for Nick. They broke up in January. And this past Tuesday evening, Nick was busted in NYC for…hiding cocaine in his underwear in the wake of a brawl with a friend at his penthouse. He should have just hooped it. It’s not like he hasn’t had things stuffed up there before.

Anyway, he was released on bail and he’s off to rehab. Sources say Calvin is footing the bill.

It must fucking suck when you’re riding high on the arm of one of the most famous designers on Earth, and then you get dumped and it’s back to your post-porn career of doing nothing. I’d probably be snorting up all the yay and punching friends in the face, too. Ok, I wouldn’t but I sorta feel sorry for him. Wait…penthouse? FUCK HIM.

– J. Harvey

Photo credit: Sean Cody

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ITEM – 2012 is The Year Boy Bands Came Back. One tiny lesbian wasn’t enough. We needed groups of them. The Wanted is one of the “bands” currently enslaving our planet’s most precious resource – OUR CHILDREN. I can’t fully roll my eyes at them, because it turns out they’re refreshingly honest. They recently did an interview with an NYC radio station, and were very candid about a run-in with Christina Aguilera.

“She’s a total bitch,” Tom Parker spat. “She might not be a bitch in real life, but to us, she was a total bitch. She just sat there and didn’t speak to us. Wouldn’t even look at us.”

“She was quite rude,” Siva Kaneswaran added. “Who does that?”

Look, Xtina hasn’t had an easy time of it since Burlesque failed. Her marriage ended, she began drinking heavily, and she gained some weight. Plus, this happened. They’re lucky she didn’t eat them.

I’d like to add that this is the only boy band song that’s ever been worth listening to. It will never be topped. Ever. Don’t try it.

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Did you guys know there was an “American David Bowie” who was openly gay and poised to become a huge, glittery superstar in 1975? Me, neither. Check it. This is a trailer for a documentary called Jobriath A.D.

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dvboyma 3:14am on December 8, 2012

Christina slept with my friend's sister's ex-boyfriend while they were together. This was while they were working together on burlesque and he was on the film crew. She was married. I have no access to the details of this story, but when my friend's sister was broken down crying when she found out I decided that Xtina is dead to me.

  • Woodykid

    Good thing he went to the dentist!

  • Italiantwink101

    I dont feel bad for the guy hes fucking stupid and a piss of shit i mean fucking up dating one of the worlds most known names than making him feel bad seeing as his (Calvin Klein) name was now linked with this crack whore like he has no other choice id kick his ass to the curb to and say ciao bitch u want rehab find another sugar daddy

  • Sonny223

    I have toagree with you.  Penthouse?  FUCK HIM!  hehehe  Spoiled shit for brains…

  • Lfjbear

    Poor old Calvin Klein most be desperate in his old age. Surely he can buy something better than that.

  • Tom

    I have as much regard for him as I do any whore who sells their body to old skeevy men.  I don’t care how great Calvin Klein is, he’s 150 years old and whatever 20 year old twinkie that gets into bed with him is disgusting.  Seeing them together makes me embarrassed to be gay.

    I hope he enjoys rehab, I’m sure it won’t be his last time there.

  • Anonymous

    Money will buy a lot of things … two things it won’t buy; LOVE & CLASS.

  • C A

    Clavin paid for those teeth and that nose job. Bless.

  • Liam

    Calvin is gay?

  • wrestlesex

     clavin is gay?

  • James

    Hey, she has every right to be a bitch. Christina Aguilera has actual talent, and then little auto tune fuckers like them keep coming around. I still don’t care how bitchy she is girl can out sing just about everyone. When they can sing like that then they can judge her for being a bitch.

  • dvboyma

    Christina slept with my friend’s sister’s ex-boyfriend while they were together. This was while they were working together on burlesque and he was on the film crew. She was married. I have no access to the details of this story, but when my friend’s sister was broken down crying when she found out I decided that Xtina is dead to me.