If you’re not already familiar, Blake Mason is a gay porn site devoted to hot British dudes sucking and fucking. The performers generally fall into the category of twink, jock or the standard guy-next-door type, and their scenes range from super hot to, if we’re […]
Day: May 22, 2012
Quickie: Konstantino
Konstantino‘s beard makes my butthole twitch. That’s probably more information than you needed to know, but could you imagine those whiskers buried between your cheeks, brushing against your man parts? It would be a heavenly experience! Then again, if you’re not into bushy facial hair, […]
Twink Tank: Jesse Jordan
A few weeks ago, I came across this trailer of Trevor Knight chatting in a public bathroom with a very flexible young man. He was threatening to drop out of school and join the circus, so Trevor did what any reasonable, perverted teacher would do… […]
Watch the Trailer For Paddy O’Brian’s Fucking My Arse!
How has it taken this long for someone to figure out that it’d be a good idea to make a movie about Paddy O’Brian fucking everyone? The gay-for-pay porn star, who’s currently poised for third place on this week’s edition of The Ten, whips out […]
Dharun Ravi Got 30 Days In Jail And A Fine. Fair?
Tyler Clementi was a gay 18-year-old student at Rutgers University who leapt to his death from the George Washington Bridge on Sept. 20, 2010. Why? His roommate, Dharun Ravi, taped him having sex with another man via webcam in their dorm room. He and his […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Leather Men
In anticipation of IML this weekend (and Dirk Caber potentially making this face in our sling), we’ve rounded up thirteen leather-clad men for today’s round of iPhone Wars. Admittedly, some of them might be wearing rubber, spandex or other various substances, so we apologize in […]
Let’s Paint Some Andrew Christian Models!
As my illustrious and free-thinking co-blogger Dewitt has pointed out, the Andrew Christian boys should just take off their underwear and FUCK. Their hot-ass underwear vids are a huge cocktease! I’m still wanking to that kinky hazing video they put out. This new one’s fapping […]
I Felt Compelled To Write About Clayton Archer With Cum Dripping Down His Cheek & Onto His Lips…
One day, when I’m famous for saving the world by blogging about cock, a curious television reporter will ask me, “What are two of your favorite things about gay porn?” At this point, I’ll turn to the camera, flash a flirtatious Carl Hardwick-esque smirk and […]
Coco Morier: “Ambulance”
Coco Morier sounds like Bats for Lashes. Coco Morier also acted as co-writer for Britney Spears‘ “How I Roll” and Sky Ferreira‘s “99 Tears”, two of my favorite pop tracks from the past few years. This combination simultaneously makes all the sense in the world and […]