Watching a gay porn gangbang is so much more appealing to me than your standard group sex scene. No matter how many guys are involved, it allows me to focus on what really matters—the slutty bottom getting slammed in whatever orifice is available. I’m never […]
Day: May 28, 2012
Quickie: Alex Fleksey
Alex Fleksey‘s last name rhymes with “sexy”. While you may not necessarily believer he fits that description, we’re going to call him “sexy” just so we can refer to him as “Sexy Fleksey”. That sounds like someone Samantha would sleep with on Sex and the […]
Would You Hit That?: Josh Brolin As Young Tommy Lee Jones
It’s no secret that I feel the world needed a Men In Black 3 about as much as we needed Al Qaeda. Also, this horror knocked The Avengers off the top of the box office charts this weekend and they are beloved to me so […]
Famed West Hollywood Gay Bar Bans Bachelorette Parties
And it’s about damn time. I love my ladies, but we ain’t circus animals, honey. This is not the zoo. We don’t want to touch up on your boobs, and we’re past caring that no creepy straight guys hit on you at gay bars so […]
Anderson Cooper’s Supposed New Boyfriend Is Hot
According to Queerty, Anderson Cooper’s on some new dick. Which is sad, because the last one was seriously hot and they looked adorable together (well, more “tense” than “adorable”). Also, his ex’s bar is fun (they have xeroxes of orifices hanging from the ceiling). Anderson […]
Look At These Fucking Hipster Sluts!
Let me tell you about these fucking hipster sluts! They are cum-hungry whores who love dick in their face. The guy in the blue hat (his name doesn’t matter) has such an oral fixation that he can hardly handle sucking just one cock. He requires […]