Famed West Hollywood Gay Bar Bans Bachelorette Parties
And it’s about damn time. I love my ladies, but we ain’t circus animals, honey. This is not the zoo. We don’t want to touch up on your boobs, and we’re past caring that no creepy straight guys hit on you at gay bars so wheee it’s safe here!
WeHo’s The Abbey has banned bachelorette parties, and their owner says it’s a form of political protest. It’s ok if he admits he’s sick of tiara, pink boas, annoying drunk girls who dance badly and penis squirt guns. Well, maybe not penis squirt guns.
Proprietor David Cooley says:
We love our straight girlfriends coming in to celebrate one of the happiest days of their life. But it’s also a slap in the face to my customers and my life that we can’t have that same celebration.
Truth! Although, they should keep going to drag shows. Nothing pleases me more than the look on a bachelorette’s face when a drag queen lets loose on her ass with the insults. Did you really think that you were going to go to a drag show and it was going to be all Disney showtunes?
- J. Harvey