What you see above is NOT the best picture of Marc Dylan ever. Don’t get us wrong! It’s a super cute picture. Yet, given the fact that this guy has done a bajillion scenes by now, it takes much more to become the best picture of Marc Dylanever. “Super cute” doesn’t cut it.
Well, more accurately, “super cute” is only part of the equation. Marc’s smirk in this picture is beyond adorable. When combined with a fantastic view of his fuzzy hole and floppin’ dick, the resulting image will both confuse and arouse you. You won’t be sure where to direct your lips. Quite simply, there are too many good options.
Also, I might have a weird ’80s gym class fetish? That might explain why I think this is the best picture of Marc Dylan ever. Those socks are killing me.