The collective gay internet’s jizzing their pants over the new Scissor Sisters track “Let’s Have A Kiki”. We’re going to chalk this up to RuPaul’s Drag Race withdrawal, because the song is mostly just Ana Matronic leaving a voicemail message over a relatively generic beat? Maybe we’re missing something here.
Oh wait. Sorry! As we learned from Adam Lambert, it’s a sin to criticize anything by an openly LGBT artist, so we’re going to reassess our feelings on this track and return to you with the following statement on its greatness: “Fierce! Hunty! Sickening! Bitch you betta werq!”
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