I still feel the need to apologize for the absence of last Saturday’s Cock Buffet column. Even though I had a perfectly good reason for being out of the office, it’s common knowledge that I take my job as a masturbation enabler very seriously. It […]
Day: June 23, 2012
Straight Guys Are Gay: The Gay Pill
Four straight guys commiserate about their lack of tail, and also note that they don’t want girlfriends because it would mess with their social lives. One of them reasons that it would be much easier if they could just have sex with each other. He […]
What Would You Do?: Arnaud Chagall
Here is a list of things I would do with Arnaud Chagall (if he weren’t too busy shoving his dick into a Fleshjack): • Approach him from behind, wrap my arms around him and kiss his neck. • Strip down to our underwear. Make out […]