Top Or Bottom: Joe Jonas (And That Hot Piece Of Ass He’s Still Hanging With)

June 24, 2012
dewitt
Hot Guys
20 Comments

We see you flipping the bird at us, Joe. You can do it openly. Jesus and Walt Disney would understand.

If those sneakers weren’t waving a pride flag, than Joe Jonas’ friend’s erect nipple sure is. It did our hard-ons good to see that sexy bitch Mr. Jonas is still running around with the super-cute dude he was spotted with awhile back. That’s a lot of fuckability right there. They jog together, shop together, and uh, eat salads together. Uh huh.

Something tells me JJ and bud might be re-enacting the end of Requiem For A Dream together (think Jennifer Connelly on all fours experiencing Crisco in a shower of cash as opposed to Ellen Burstyn being force-fed). Bumping butts? Maybe. Let’s just focus on Joe right now. Giving/Receiving/Flip-flopping?

Do I get any credit for name-dropping Ellen Burstyn’s name on Manhunt Daily? Who could ever have predicted?

- J. Harvey

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Monkey

Hilarious post! Loved it
Graphicjack

Well, if he’s banging that guy in the pink sneakers, whose obviously a bossy bottom, he must at least be vers, right?
Guest

All that nervous anger. Joe’s got to be a versatile top at the very list. It gives him the illusion of control.
Atlas

Total pussy boy bottom.
David

Still trying to understand the obsession with this guy…his music is terrible and he’s not that good looking.
Gleek18

In every other pic with them together he looks like the complete bottom but since his boytoy is running in pink sneakers with gelled hair (who does that) I’d say Jonas is giving it to him or vers like everyone says.
Sgprabbit

i rather do his friend! swoons
http://twitter.com/jimmyycheww Jamie

they’re totally fucking! have to be.
gorge bush

i think they’re scissoring!
Septimus67

J. Harvey: You’re the man for mentioning Ellen Burstyn!
Septimus67

Oh, wait–I forgot to mention sex. I would happily and vigorously toss JJ’s salad!
B S

Both bottoms & they double dildo themselves into oblivion.
jj345

are they having a lover’s spat in the last pic? looks like someone didn’t want the salad! lol
Jeremy S

That boyfriend is cute!
blueyedudenok

I’m smelling a publicity stunt to keep Joe Jonas semi-relevant. Remember all the “sightings” of Lance Bass and Reichen when they were dating? It helped kickstart Reichen’s career as a reality whore and kept Lance in the press. The “friend” is probably some wanna-be actor or male model who will soon end up on The Real World as the token homosexual. We’ll soon see Mr. Jonas on Dancing With the…(cough, cough) Stars pretty soon. May he just marry a Kardashian and just go away.
Joseph

Agreed! The friend is über-hot!
wesleyfluke

Kim or Rob?
Xander

has anyone else noticed that in all three posts mentioned he is in the same glasses? if this is the case i think he should ask disney for an increase in pay, also they really dont suit him
Guy

Who the fuck goes jogging in a V neck?
Nakedman Chi

Imagine what might have happened after this pic was taken- http://plus.ultgate.com/joe-jonas-shirtless-on-a-boat-picture/

Top Or Bottom: Joe Jonas (And That Hot Piece Of Ass He’s Still Hanging With)

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