Parker London is having an identity crisis, you guys! He doesn’t know whether he should be behind bars or putting other people behind bars. Within a single week, the gay porn performer has appeared in scenes as a power-hungry cop and a helpless prisoner slut. […]
Day: July 9, 2012
Celebrity Skin: Scott Caan
Yes, that’s Scott Caan‘s face Photoshopped onto Paul Wagner‘s body. There’s a whole series of images like this somewhere, but why would you want to look at those when you can look at actual naked(ish) pictures of the Hawaii 5-0 star? Caan hasn’t shown much […]
All Types Of Yes: “Super Golden Friends”
Art director, designer, illustrator, and cutie (just going by his avatar) Kevin Bapp sent this piece of art over to Towleroad this morning. We ganked it because I can not get over how he fit the remnants of the Superfriends over the credits of The […]
An Open Letter To Brad Pitt’s Mom
Dear Jane, I am HIGHLY disappointed in you. I recently read the letter you sent to your local newspaper. In it, you expressed your anti-gay viewpoint. The document in question: I have given much thought to Richard Stoecker’s letter (“Vote for Mormon against beliefs,” June […]
I Masturbated To This Over The Weekend.
Malpractice is a movie about Dean Flynn fucking Ty Roderick upside-down, all whilst Ty licks his own dick and eventually shoots a huge, magnificent load all over his face. There might have been additional plot elements, but that’s all I noticed over the weekend when […]
Frank Ocean: “Sweet Life”
I was disappointed by the amount of people who said “Who?” when Frank Ocean revealed his past relationship with a man. The dude’s written songs for Beyoncé and Justin Bieber, made two appearances on the biggest hip-hop album of the year and released one of […]
Popular Demand: The Week Anderson Cooper, Frank Ocean & (Basically) The Whole World Came Out
Somewhere between masturbating to Nate Karlton and definitely-not-masturbating to Ryota Sato, we took some time last week to acknowledge that Anderson Cooper and Frank Ocean came out of the closet. One of these announcements was a welcome surprise. The other was Anderson Cooper coming out […]