Pardon me while I cry into my cum-stained jockstrap. You fucking motherfuckers (who I adore with all of my heart and soul) voted off my ginger man-crush Seth Fornea (who I adore with all of my heart, soul and dick) from The Ten, our weekly […]
Day: July 11, 2012
Quickie: Markus
Markus is a baseball player who’s aiming for the major leagues. Sadly, he won’t ever have the opportunity to appear in the ESPN Body Issue, because everyone will have already seen him swinging around his eight-or-more inch bat on Sean Cody. Oh, and he’s also […]
Woof Alert: Samuel Colt
I hesitate to call Samuel Colt a “muscle bear”, because our dear readers have a tendency to be fucking insane about loosely-used labels. Also, I honestly don’t think he’d identify as a “muscle bear”, but that’s a story for a whole other day… The fact […]
Dave Franco And Christopher Mintz-Plasse Went From Gay To Gross
Warning – this sequel to “You Are So Hot” is fucking gross. There’s vomit with alfredo sauce and other disgusting bits. Dave Franco and Christopher Mintz-Plasse once again try to crack each other up with declarations of ranchy love. It’s so gross (seriously, alfredo sauce […]
Benjamin Godfre (Finally) Does Gay Porn!
Perhaps I should rephrase that! By saying that Benjamin Godfre‘s doing “gay porn”, you might assume that he’s actually having “gay sex”. If he is partaking in such activities—and he won’t tell us either way—it’s off camera where none of us can see. However, soon […]
Who Would You Rather?: Patrick Schwarzenegger & Taylor Lautner
Handsome young men Patrick Schwarzenegger and Taylor Lautner were recently spotted on the set of….ugh…Adam Sandler’s Grownups 2. They play somebody’s boyfriends, or friends, or perhaps two twinks on a sex rampage with each other. Let’s hope it’s that last one. Lautner is the gay […]
Let’s Clear Something Up About The Newly Out Frank Ocean
This has been bugging the shit out of Dewitt since SINGER Frank Ocean came out last week to a whole lotta hoopla. Please note the bold type on “SINGER” as well as the use of a CAPS lock key. Young Frank SINGS. He does not […]
Obligatory Post About The ESPN Body Issue
ESPN‘s annual Body Issue is the most exciting thing to happen to the male physique since the Dieux du Stade calendar. The magazine that previously brought you Steve Holcomb‘s big ol’ bobsled bear ass and NFL player Steven Jackson‘s bulging pectorals has returned with even […]
Fuck Yeah: Daddies Who Bottom!
A big “fuck you” to anyone who said the dynamic didn’t work in last night’s post about Allen Silver bottoming for Jessy Ares. Just because a guy’s older, it doesn’t mean he needs to be the top in a daddy/son encounter! We see that type […]
The Aikiu: “Pieces of Gold”
What do you get when you mix vintage gay porn with awesome French indie-pop? The Aikiu‘s music video for “Pieces of Gold”, in which the individual band members are spliced together with a handful of horny, naked men. There’s a decent chance you’ve already seen […]