Breaking News: Chick-fil-A Pretended To Be A Teenage Girl On Facebook To Deal With The Backlash Over Their Bigotry Towards Gays And Muppets
And if that isn’t the most ridiculous post title to ever grace Manhunt Daily. I LURVE this story. Chick-fil-A’s head is a bigot, but it’s ok because you can just make one of their delicious sandwiches at home (WITHOUT MSG) and today they showed that their management is stupid as well as evil. In an attempt to curb said backlash…well, look up top. You basic bitches are BUSTED.
The back story is that the Jim Henson people (who bring you the awesome, adorable Muppets) cut all ties with Chick-fil-A after their Cluck Cluck ruler Cathy and his horn came out against equal rights for gays. In response, Chick-fil-A made up this bullshit story that the Muppet toys were pulled from their locations due to being unsafe. What a shockingly timed coincidence (and a little slanderous against the company that made the toys, no?)! THE LIES. People called them out, and “Abby” was born. Why didn’t they just call her “Anastasia Beaverhausen” or “Chickie Hatefags”?
- J. Harvey (via Gizmodo)