Breaking News: Chick-fil-A Pretended To Be A Teenage Girl On Facebook To Deal With The Backlash Over Their Bigotry Towards Gays And Muppets

July 25, 2012
dewitt
Equality
19 Comments

And if that isn’t the most ridiculous post title to ever grace Manhunt Daily. I LURVE this story. Chick-fil-A’s head is a bigot, but it’s ok because you can just make one of their delicious sandwiches at home (WITHOUT MSG) and today they showed that their management is stupid as well as evil. In an attempt to curb said backlash…well, look up top. You basic bitches are BUSTED.

The back story is that the Jim Henson people (who bring you the awesome, adorable Muppets) cut all ties with Chick-fil-A after their Cluck Cluck ruler Cathy and his horn came out against equal rights for gays. In response, Chick-fil-A made up this bullshit story that the Muppet toys were pulled from their locations due to being unsafe. What a shockingly timed coincidence (and a little slanderous against the company that made the toys, no?)! THE LIES. People called them out, and “Abby” was born. Why didn’t they just call her “Anastasia Beaverhausen” or “Chickie Hatefags”?

- J. Harvey (via Gizmodo)

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Damien Azure

Anastasia as in Russian Royalty, and Beaverhausen as in…where the beavers live!
Guy

hahahah this is great.
Mindtrappa

LOL and to think I created you with the power of positive thinking.
Septimus67

I love that children are allegedly “getting their fingers stuck in the holes of the puppets.” Sounds like homos in training to me!
Sfx2me

Anastasia Beaverhausen is a very dear reference to character KAREN from “Will & Grace”.
That was her secret identity that allowed her to be ‘less’ politically correct and drink a tad more.
http://www.MaleEroticDungeon.com/ Michael!

Suddenly, Chick-fil-a is making me even sicker. This was bad enough with dude being a bigot…now they’ve moved into lies (I wonder how Jesus feels about that one) to cover things. So deliciously pathetic.
jboy

I saw Jesus eating a chic-fil-gay sandwich today. Come on gurls, lets come up with some ideas to really embarrass them, after all, we homos are built to embarrass.
Javier

Maybe it’s just me, but that stock photo in the bottom page isn’t the same one used on “Abby”‘s profile. Different angle and top. Still…it’s pretty obvious that it was Chick-Fil-A responding, since the profile had only been created hours before the posting.
NautiBoyz

Javier, do a search for 3117967 on shutterstock to see the same profile photo. FB chose a different thumbnail for the post, but the actual image is the same under that photoID.
Commenter

Jesus would presumably look down on the bigotry as well as the lies.
jboy

I got an idea, lets have national drag filet day. We all dress up in drag. Go in with purses full of pennys and pay for our meals w all pennys and then throw our food in the trash.
Cnewman518

I love this idea.
Guest

as a chick-fil-a worker, i can say that the jim henson kids meal toys where genuinely a hazard and officially recalled. please remember that the opinions of dan cathy may not reflect the opinions of workers or their managers. getting at the everyday workers does nothing but prove that everyone in this situation is immature.
Dana

Sad that some think that abusing others is acceptable as a publicity stunt, as those that run Chick-fil-A apparently think.
molly

isn’t anastasia beaverhausen karens alias from will and grace?
jboy

So guest, are you openly gay at your job? And Dana is right, Cathy s mission is disgusting, but I understand that these days we need to keep our jobs, but I say if your gay and work for that asshole, sue him for discrimination, see if your state has a zero tolerance policy for gays, and yes Molly, that s Karen.
Guest

Openly gay, no (i’m bisexual actually). Openly human? Yes (which means I’m a sexual creature, my private life is just that–private). And there’s no grounds for a discrimination lawsuit. He isn’t discriminating against anyone professionally. He has simply stated his beliefs which he has a right too. Just remember that when we act out against the guy at the top of a company, we really end up hurting the people who work in his franchises which happen to be our neighbor. Perhaps Jesus is too toxic a name around here, but I think that’s what he had in mind when he wanted us to love our neighbor. Dan has nothing on us. We can have nothing to do with him, but we should love those people in our neighborhood and our city. Boycotting (which some are advocating) only hurt the income of a franchise which hurts the people who work there. Period.
ByronBritten

Wow, the owner of a company happens to oppose the gay rights movement. Nevermind the fact that has nothing to do with what the company produces, or even how it operates (i.e. I’m pretty sure Chick-fil-A has no problem keeping gay employees if that helps them with business, neither do I believe they actively survey the sexual orientation of said employees).

You know who’s also against equal rights for gays? Gays. Gay rights’ activists worked in a broad coalition of sexual minorities seeking liberation from the heteronormative model, then pulled the rug from under those that were too controversial to hold on to. They then pretended a posteriori that the gay rights movement was too fragmented and chaotic at the time, and that was the only reason those people - whose role they minimize – weren’t kicked out before.

It’s a farse. Life as a adult man loving adult man, desirous of a monogamous heteronormative model, is only tough in the developed world if you’re in Bumblefuck, Alabama. It’s laudatory to fight for the legal rights of these particular people, but what gay rights activists have done is 1) interpret the whole of gaydom as that, 2) reject the potential political embarrassment of differing interpretations and alternatives.

Chick-fil-A’s CEO is actually one of you, much like Islamo-fascists are the Bible Belt’s next of kin.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JQKUSG2EYJDLNJYC26IWPFDQZU James H

I wonder if those hate filled Christians are going to enjoy the special sauce the male gay employees are going to contribute to their sandwiches?

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