Above the neck, Hayden Alexander might look like the twink next door. Below the waist, he’s equipped with enough hair to produce seventeen and a half merkins. Not only does he have a full bush, but he’s also got fur on his taint, balls and inner thighs. Seriously! It’s a forest down there.
How do you feel about this excess of pubes? Should someone invite Hayden over for an old-fashioned trimming party? Or should all the razors in his home be hidden forever, so that he can never even consider becoming less gorilla-like down below? Discuss this very important, groundbreaking topic amongst yourselves.