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July 19, 2012

I Am In Love With Joey Camasta.

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I was going to revive the Secret Sex series to declare my love for Joey Camasta, until I realized that there’s nothing secretive about the sex I want to have with him. I’d shout it off a rooftop: “I want to lick Joey Camasta’s ass! I want to fuck Joey Camasta’s ass! I want to sit on Joey Camasta’s big gay face!” And all of these things would be true.

You see, the only thing shameful about my attraction to Joey is that he will be appearing as Snooki‘s “gay meatball” on Snooki & JWoww, a spinoff to the questionably popular “reality” TV show Jersey Shore. I really don’t give a fuck that, as JWoww so elegantly put it, “he opens his mouth and rainbows come out”. That’s actually hot to me.

While Joey’s inclusion might not be enough to get me to tune into Snooki & JWoww, I will most definitely pray for the show’s success. Joey deserves to be famous, because he’s hot in a way that isn’t currently present in mainstream culture… Or something like that.

In conclusion, if you’re reading this, Joey, please feel free to send me pictures of your butt. Alternatively, you could just contact us for an interview. Also, I should give you fair warning that I’ll be sexually harrassing you on Twitter this morning. Also, marry me?

– Dewitt

Click through to see more of Joey:

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On the cover of the now-defunct HX magazine:

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In this picture, you can see why him and Snooki would get along:

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Meet Joey and Joey:

See Joey’s (unfortunately censored) butt:

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53 Comments - View all

  • LikeBearsBut

    Umm… Ick. 

  • Shaun

    Oh hell no thanks

  • KIT78723

    He is a Very Sexy BEAR … a real Man with some meat on his bones and some hair ! Thankfully not the usual featured Twink …. we don’t all stay Twenty something and 125 pounds  …. even Twinks Someday Mature and won’t always have that skinny anorexic body ! LOL

  • umm. hi.

    he’s beautiful, but i couldn’t deal with the voice. i’d have to fuck him with his face in the pillow. lol

  • He’s a staff artist at MAC Pro in New York.

  • Anonymous

    Um where is he hot at? LOL i normally think bears are sexy but he is just ugly in general, and that voice…

  • gorge bush

    is that rosie o’donnell?

  • Anonymous

    I think he is sexy.
    Isn’t that Christian, the resident cocksucker from NYSM on the cover with him? He is hot too…

  • H D

    LOL love his voice , he certainly looks hot!!

  • Deeks69

    He’s kinda like John Goodman and Roseanne combined.

  • Septimus67

    What the hell does “post-bear” mean?

  • B S

    First off the pic where he’s in the black shirt is HOT! Handsome guy in general. I didn’t watch the vids cause I can’t stand those Shore sluts, so I can’t comment on his voice.

    Second the comment section really REALLY needs a “Not Like” to go with the like & reply functions!

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  • henrique silva

    ai eu já quero o joey