iPhone Wars: Battle of The Speedos

July 10, 2012
dewitt
iPhone Wars
37 Comments

Eight out of nine guys in today’s round of iPhone Wars are wearing speedos. Given those numbers, I’m going to ignore the lone dude in a regular ol’ bathing suit and call this the “Battle of The Speedos“. It also gives me an excuse to link to this clip of Parker London getting tag-teamed by a pool.

Or this video of a hot swimmer jerking off. Or this video of two guys running on a beach.

When you’re done clicking all those links and stroking yourself thoroughly, please be sure to vote in this week’s round of iPhone Wars! There are eight nine contestants waiting for your votes, and they’ll do whatever it takes to get them. <– This is a lie. They’ll just live on your computer screen.

- Dewitt

Photos via: Guys With iPhones

Click through to see the full pics and cast your vote:

CONTESTANT A:

CONTESTANT B:

CONTESTANT C:

CONTESTANT D:

CONTESTANT E & F:

CONTESTANT G:

CONTESTANT H:

CONTESTANT I:

Cool_Kid

The I’s have it!
gorge bush

the thing i hate about most speedos is that they give guys barbie doll crotch! i guess it’s the spandex or whatever material they are made of.
RoadRunner86

No, No, No, No, No+No, No, No and HELL YEAH!
DRB

I and G. Voted I
Guy

Idk what it is (other than the fact he’s hot) but something about C drives me insaaaane!
Darson256

Now all of these guys have a speedo body. Differing levels of definition but certainly a flat stomach is one of your best friends in a speedo.
That said, a really skinny guy in a speedo is as bad as an overly plump guy in a speedo.
The range of a good speedo body is very very narrow.
Joseph

CGI!
Gleek18

I mean its obvious people were going to vote for I and G because of the face along with the body but as a ex-swimmer I honestly think B wears it the best.
Arion_5

very true!
jj345

I just wanna know what the hell H was thinking picking out that aqua monstrosity! LOL
BLACKjackHAMMER

LOL Cool_Kid Took the words right out of my mouth
Jeremy S

So many men, so little time. BTW, when putting on or taking off a Speedo, always use the leg holes. Otherwise, you’ll stretch the waistband out of shape in no time flat and end up with an expensive dust rag.
Datvi

He’s probably a straight construction worker whose gay friend put him up to it. Anyway, I voted for him cuz I love rough trade, even when it’s in ‘Target-throw-pillow-converted-to-swimwear’.
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