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Let’s Get Kinky: Apologies In Advance – Gay Clown Porn

July 26, 2012
dewitt
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I made an off-handed remark about clown sex in last week’s “Let’s Get Kinky.” I honestly thought it was something I made up to be cheeky.

And then the sick, evil part of me that resides within asked “could clown porn be an actual thing? Is there gay clown porn?”

You might hear an evacuation message from the Emergency Broadcasting Network coming out of your nearest electronic device as I type this but “yes.” And “yes.” It’s a thing and there’s a gay version.

After the jump is a disturbing video in which a male clown (it’s a guy in a clown mask but is there really a difference?) fucks a guy. He doesn’t just fuck him, he uses one of those jackhammer ass-pounding machines on him. Why would someone want to get fucked by a clown? Granted, many of us have been fucked by the non-literal version whose number we later erased from our smartphones. But I mean the circus denizen, hiding-under-your-bed-when-you-were-a kid-type of a clown. Is it a way to address your fear of them? Does someone actually get turned on by the menacing greasepaint and big red mouth? Also, is this a samurai clown? So many questions.

We’re dying to hear from people who fuck or get fucked by clowns. Please let us know if you’re a clown-fucker (and why) in the comments.

- J. Harvey

If you didn’t hate me already, follow the JUMP:

Anonymous

This advertisement before (and after) the video was more terrifying than the actual clown porn.
J. Harvey

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Dubs

As if I needed another reason to hate you J. Harvey.
_lit

i can’t stop laughing …
reminds me of the joke ” I was blowing bubbles and was asked to leave a birthday party – it also got Bubbles the Clown fired.”
kiki
Antzb27

That is one fucking sad looking clown!!!
Thatguyroman

I’m not scared of clowns like I was as a kid (thank you Stephen King) but this … is so wrong. Almost hilariously wrong. I don’t know that I could get with this if I was with a guy. This one might be juuuuuust a little outside my comfort zone. (And that’s saying a lot.)
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=712683028 Pako Gerte

where is the vid?
Botboylars

where is the jump?
http://www.facebook.com/people/Juan-Sebastián/1480083759 Juan Sebastián

This is probably the lamest fetish video in creation. Even the bottom cracked up and forgot to scream to the fake soundtrack, and what’s with the naked old women ads on a gay male site? That’s just wrong.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3X2XLDGKE4FZWAQQHD5E5UO3LU Kyle

At least the clown had a nice cock and didn’t show off that mask too much. The bottom had a hot ass, as well. But…

I WANNA SLAP HIM! Quit looking at the camera. Yeesh!
Woodykid

what IS terrifying is bare sex without your usual disclaimer…have they been discountinued?
Vagabond45

if wasn’t scared of clowns before seeing that over me would scare me especially in a dimly lit room.
Unjeunot

That was disturbing. You’ve ruined what was left of my innoncence.
Dkwiatkowski23

At least the bottom was cute… but – and forgive my ignorance – wouldn’t his hole be torn up after using that thing? How tight could be be? lol
terry

That wasn’t one of those sex machines…that was a reciprocating saw with a dildo stuck on the end. If that dildo split open that bottom would have been really fucked.
Fariasrv

Can’t sleep: clown’ll fuck me with a reciprocating saw.
Can’t sleep: clown’ll fuck me with a reciprocating saw.
Can’t sleep: clown’ll fuck me with a reciprocating saw.

Can’t sleep: clown’ll fuck me with a reciprocating saw.
Can’t sleep: clown’ll fuck me with a reciprocating saw.

Can’t sleep: clown’ll fuck me with a reciprocating saw.
Can’t sleep: clown’ll fuck me with a reciprocating saw.

Can’t sleep: clown’ll fuck me with a reciprocating saw.
jboy

I HATE CLOWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They are evil.
B S

If I could I’d like this 49 more times!! I admit, clowns scare me, as with thatguyroman Stephen King & IT was part of it.
Danii

Who’s that bottom guy? He looks cute.
Bohemond

The thing about fetishes is that they are irrational. If you have a fetish, you get what’s sexy about it; if you don’t, you’ll never understand it. So kinksters have embraced the idea that “your kink is not my kink, but your kink is ok.” In other words, don’t criticize someone’s turn on just because you don’t share it.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JBTAS647EXJUAIVFKPY7HVONWA WBFF

There was a time when I thought that the only thing in the world worse than a clown was a sad clown. I stand corrected.

The only thing in the world worse than a clown is an ugly sad clown with a reciprocating saw.
Johnnie

I think the ad I got is worse than the one @Dewitt2it:disqus got.
CockConqueror

This is so disturbing.
Jeremy S

Wow! Chi Chi Larue has really let herself go!
http://the-tribulations-of-rex.blogspot.com/ Rex Ganymede. (Super Hero.)

j. harvey?

i thank you for inspiring me an [undisclosed] idea.

*devilish grin*
damone

the movie’s called KnightBreeders- Father Clown and the Beasthood

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