July 20, 2012

Passion Pit: “I’ll Be Alright”

My boo Eliot Glazer pointed me in the direction of Passion Pit‘s new music video on Vulture, and it is easily one of the most erotic things I’ve seen all week. That’s coming from someone who writes about gay porn on a daily basis! Of course, I may be a little biased, considering this combines some of my favorite things—pornstaches, debilitating sexual tension, making out and getting violently bukkake’d with pure gold.

As if that weren’t enough to give me a major brain-boner, “I’ll Be Alright” happens to be one of my favorite tracks off Passion Pit’s sophomore LP Gossamer. Every time I hear it, I’m going to envision this hot mustachioed fucker rubbing himself, which will only serve to make me like the song even more.

Nice work, Passion Pit. You win.

– Dewitt

Click through to watch the music video for “I’ll Be Alright”:

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Anne Noise 2:57pm on July 20, 2012

I saw that Manhunt ball or gala or party video or whatever where you told us where you were...  ;)

  • UnknownCalled90

    how is this sexual minus the kissing? theres just a lot of break up metaphors. You are really grasping at straws on this one.

  • Anne Noise

     Fantastically weird video, great song off a great album.

  • Anonymous

    I want to make out to “Constant Conversations” so much, even though the lyrical content isn’t quite suitable for a steamy make out session.

  • Anonymous

    The tension leading up to that kiss was INTENSELY sexual, right down to the way he grasped his own legs while staring at the piece of art…

    Maybe it was just me.

  • Anne Noise

    It’s not just you, the erotic tension is palpable for the entire video, and there’s definitely some blatantly erotic imagery; the explosive finish, a guy getting off with a hole in the wall…  And just some subtle stuff, like the dude groping himself a little at the beginning and the general demeanor… of… the lips…

  • Anne Noise

     Uuuuugh, seriously, are we in the same bed?  Get in my bed, Dewitt.

  • Anonymous

    Gladly. I will gladly get in your bed, and I don’t even know what you look like (not that you necessarily know what I look like).

  • Anne Noise

    I saw that Manhunt ball or gala or party video or whatever where you told us where you were…  😉