“Um, You’re American.”

And the award for 2012′s “Best Response To A Question Posed In A Gay Porn Scene” goes to… ::opens envelope and paused for dramatic effect, then gets distracted by something shiny and starts daydreaming about Troy Daniels‘ butthole::

Oh, right! This prestigious and very important award goes to British beauty Scott Hunter. When his costar Spencer Reed asks him what his problem is, his response is pure, yet potentially-scripted brilliance: “Um, you’re American”.

We assume Spencer isn’t a fan of this, because he throws Spencer over his desk, rips a hole in his pants, ties his hands behind his back, fingerbangs his hole, fucks his face and then proceeds to pound his snarky arse into oblivion.

Yes, I just said “arse”. I’m trying to be less American, so Scott Hunter doesn’t hate me!

- Dewitt

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