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July 28, 2012

The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Mustache Rides, Graciously Provided By Samuel O’Toole’s Face

When we saw Samuel O’Toole‘s pornstache, we immediately knew it’d be the focus of this weekend’s edition of The Cock Buffet. When we saw Samuel O’Toole’s pornstache, we also knew we’d have to make up for the trauma it’d cause by featuring additional scenes with Jesse Jackman, Carter Jacobs, Bryan Cavallo, Trenton Ducati and a ton of other sexy motherfuckers.

So, um, let’s have a kiki or something? Or we could just masturbate. Your call.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Samuel O’Toole

Click through to see this week’s featured scenes:

1. Just in case you needed a reminder that Jesse Jackman is someone you want to have sex with, here’s a picture from his latest film Fast Friends. You can watch a clip from the scene on last week’s installment of The Cock Buffet (item # 2), or watch the full movie now at Titan Men.

2. Um, am I the only one who thinks the opening of this trailer is brilliant? Bel Ami should release a feature-length film of their models dancing awkwardly in various states of undress, but something tells me that wouldn’t sell as well as the videos of their models fucking one another bareback…

3. I regret not posting the trailer of Maskurbate model Elio, because this picture doesn’t fully capture the magic of his fat, uncut cock bouncing around on screen. It also doesn’t catch the moment where a drip of pre-cum falls down onto the floor or his amazing cumshot… But, oh wait! You can watch the trailer over here.

4. Oh no! Adam Russo made dinner for his fake porn-scene boyfriend Charles Gray, and he showed up later than expected! Thankfully, you can see them kiss and make up on Jake Cruise. You can actually see them doing a lot more than kissing…

5. Did you honestly think the Maverick Men could direct a scene with Carter Jacobs and not want a piece of that beefy, hairy ass? Yeah right! Watch a clip of Cole and Hunter drilling Carter’s hole over here.

6. I like the idea that Trenton Ducati keeps a framed picture of himself on his desk. When he catches his “students” Tony Newport and Kirk Cummings manty-raiding his gym bag, he punishes them by giving them exactly what they wanted all along. This seems to be the widely accepted disciplinary code of sites like Big Dicks At School.

7. Why hello there, Jarvis Chandler! I heard a rumor that you’re getting a bunch of toys shoved up your butt on Club Inferno Dungeon. This baffles me, because… Uh, why aren’t you shoving that beautiful cock into someone else’s butt?

8. The only thing better than the glorious dissonance between Carmine‘s boyish good looks and that super-hairy ass? Watching Foster‘s fat cock slip in and out of his hungry twink mouth. Well, maybe watching Austin Parker fuck him was better… I’m undecided on all of this! Thankfully, you can see all of these things at Chaos Men.

9. For the sake of my penis, College Dudes model Bryan Cavallo should consider sitting on more penises. It’s a good look for him!

10. It’s borderline comical to watch a mustachioed Samuel O’Toole tell twink slut Lucas Knight he’s breaking the law, say he’s a “reasonable man” and then proceed to go indoors and fuck his brains out. It’s less comical when you see Sammy’s ass on the screen, and you proceed to explode in ecstasy.

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Rex Ganymede. (Super Hero.) 9:56am on August 3, 2012

for those who have ever watched "Reno 911," seeing the lead picture should have made at least some of you laugh a little. or a lot. sammy.. ..i miss the old days when you were a little chubbier in the face, but a lot happier with your life. (maybe some day.)

  • surferwog

    jarvis chandler ….yes please 

  • Tim

    Samuel O’Toole can work me over with his nightstick anytime

  • Commenter

    Lots and lots of beautiful cock here. Thank you for the nice buffet.

    I sure hope those beautiful Bel Ami dancing boys don’t become HIV-positive from barebacking, irrespective of how well those videos sell.

  • anti-Commenter

    JESUS CHRIST!!! ^^ Again? Surely you have better things to do to than to troll this blog looking meticulously for porn shots sans rubbers and then pose your pseudo-semi PSA to the world. DOUCHE!

  • Hugh

    I don’t understand why you comment? You’re like the crazy guy on the subway who reads Bible verses out loud. What’s the point of it all? Do you find some sort of catharsis in making passive-aggressive comments.

    If you were in their shoes, would you rather bareback for a studio that tests all their models, all of whom are exclusive, or be a domestic porn actor here where you have to wear a condom but there’s a chance some of your partners are knowingly HIV positive.

  • Commenter

    If I were in their shoes, I wouldn’t participate bareback porn at all.

    Crazy as it may sound to you and some others, I’m anti-bareback, anti-bareback porn, and pro-condom use. I am not poz-phobic and have no problem with neg and poz guys (in porn videos or otherwise) having sex with one another so long as condoms are used. Indeed, that happens in my own life. So to answer your question, I’d go for the latter option.

  • Commenter

    So you’ve noticed my previous comments to this effect? I gather that means you spend quite a bit of time on this blog yourself.

    If you can’t handle the expression of a perspective that differs from yours, or that you find objectionable in some way, I’d suggest you avoid reading the comments and concentrate only on the pictures.

  • Is that Bel Ami clip played on fast forward or something? It’s like there in some sort of cock frenzy. That being said, “brilliant” is a very subject term I suppose. 🙂  But moving on to more big sexy beefy man topics…where can I find a clip of Sammy (hopefully without the stache) pounding Jesse? Does such a necessary thing exist? If not, can I join them in creating it?

    Now about this tumblr page you’ve got going on there Dewitt. I’m curious, is that YOU shaking your money maker on the background for that page?  Work it!

  • Bohemond

    O’Toole almost manages to make that pornstache work, which is an accomplishment.  

    But why don’t porn directors realize that the thing that makes cop porn scenes hot is the cop uniform? Once the uniform is off, it’s just another pair of guys fucking. Leave the uniform on, dammit!

  • James

    If only police encounters ended like this. Lol! Also the majority of cops I’ve seem don’t look like that and are not someone I would want to fuck. I think I’ve only ever met one really hot cop in my life. He favored Travis Fimmel, blonde hair, blue eyes and everything. He came out to take a report on a drunk driver who smashed into my fence. Oh if only that encounter ended like the one in this clip. Lol!

  • Guy

    Whoever is the top is the chaosmen scene needs to fuck me, immediately.

  • Joseph

    Samuel O’Toole is so adorable, especially with facial hair. Has he ever bottomed? I would SO love to see that.

  • Jeremy S

     It’s not that we “can’t handle the expression of a perspective that differs from yours”, it’s just that we’ve heard it all before, over and over and over. We get it, already: condoms good, bareback bad. It all comes down to personal choice. Why can’t you take your own advice and just “concentrate only on the pictures”?

  • BLACKjackHAMMER

    Hugh cannot be that naive  to buy into the we TEST ALL OF OUR MODELS CRAP ?  Even if they did test all of there Models  ( correct me if I am wrong ) the virus does not always show up right away . 

  • Commenter

    I prefer to keep a dialogue going about this important issue. If you don’t want to be exposed to or part of that dialogue, or feel you’ve heard enough of it, simply exercise your own personal choice not to read the comments.

  • Commenter

    You are correct, BLACKjackHAMMER. The most advanced tests have an “exposure window” of up to 20 days and are not reliable as to their immediate accuracy. It’s possible for the virus to be present at a high level and transmissible during this period, despite the test not having detected it.

  • Jeremy S

     ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ………….

  • for those who have ever watched “Reno 911,” seeing the lead picture should have made at least some of you laugh a little.

    or a lot.

    sammy..
    ..i miss the old days when you were a little chubbier in the face, but a lot happier with your life.

    (maybe some day.)