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July 26, 2012

The Locker Room: Matthew Mitcham

Matthew Mitcham is cute, has an intense swimmer’s bod, and he’s openly gay. You could totally get with him! You could be the one he gives the soaking wet hug to when he gets perfect scores for his diving! Actually, back the fuck up! It’s going to be ME, damn it! I alone will celebrate his hot Olympic diver twink realness with him. Wait – who’s this bitch? Lachlan Fletcher? You and your stupid name can just shut up and unhand the twink! I’ve already purchased a wedding suit, copious amounts of lube, and I am expecting a DEEP discount on Speedos!

Moving right along…the gist of this post is that Matthew Micham is a hot Olympic gold medalist diver from Australia. My apologies for the outburst, Lachlan Fletcher. Jealousy is a helluva drug.

– J. Harvey

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Jeremy S 12:51am on July 30, 2012

Five days later and no one has yet to make a "down under" joke? I'm disappointed LOL

  • Narbage

    Damn! He’s hamdsomely hoy!

  • Dana

    Sweet treat!

  • Commenter

    That delicious little treasure trail seals the deal.

  • Hungdaddy9

    As a gay Aussie, I feel duty bound to point out that Our Matthew also designs swimsuits – including the cheeky little chequered one in this post! Go for Gold Matty!

  • Domma12

    eh

  • Anonymous

    m i T c h a m …..Matthew Mitcham

  • Javier

    Indeed…his last name IS spelled with a T. I thought I was going to be the only one who noticed. He’s not my “type”, but I do find him attractive. Cute smile, too!

  • Cam

    Another Aussie here. I am definitely gonna claim him as one of our national treasures. 🙂
    Fucking amazing body though. Makes me really jealous.

  • Sjp

    hottie!  & no tattoos!   yes – bring it on

  • Mblswimmer

    that’s a DIVERS bod; not a swimmers bod…look at the difference in height and the difference in the chest and shoulders!

  • Jeremy S

    Five days later and no one has yet to make a “down under” joke? I’m disappointed LOL