They Can’t Lip-Synch, They Can’t Dance, Who Cares?

These self-described “gaybes” (or “five suburban twink bitches” as Dewitt lovingly called them) are the same cute crew that participated in the worldwide Carly Rae Jepsen Annoyance Marathon. They’re back, sort of lip-synching and listlessly moving their above average bodies to Karmin’s “Broken Hearted.” Except they’ve cleverly titled their rendition “Brokebackhearted.” See what they did there? I’m going to stop being shady because they’re cute and I’d spank all of them.

- J. Harvey

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