Zac Efron Sitting On A Thick, Massive Pole
Now that I’ve caught your attention, let’s talk about what’s hanging out the back of Zac Efron‘s waistband. Is it a t-shirt? Is it a towel? Is it a ShamWow? We have no fucking clue, but we think it means he’s into anal sex with dudes.
Zac Efron must have seen that Anderson Cooper and Frank Ocean came out of the closet and decided to “come out” in his own special way! Using a method so subtle that the rest of the media didn’t catch on, Zac utilized the hanky code to answer the age-old question about whether he’s a top or bottom.
We’re still trying to figure out whether the “hanky” is leaning toward the right or the left. If it’s on the left, he’s a top. If it’s on the right, he’s a bottom… Or maybe it’s somewhere inbetween, and he wants us to know that he likes it both ways? Unclear! Zac Efron is such a tease, you guys.
Photo credit: ELIOT PRESS
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