Zac Efron Sitting On A Thick, Massive Pole

July 09, 2012
dewitt
Celebrity
20 Comments

Now that I’ve caught your attention, let’s talk about what’s hanging out the back of Zac Efron‘s waistband. Is it a t-shirt? Is it a towel? Is it a ShamWow? We have no fucking clue, but we think it means he’s into anal sex with dudes.

Zac Efron must have seen that Anderson Cooper and Frank Ocean came out of the closet and decided to “come out” in his own special way! Using a method so subtle that the rest of the media didn’t catch on, Zac utilized the hanky code to answer the age-old question about whether he’s a top or bottom.

We’re still trying to figure out whether the “hanky” is leaning toward the right or the left. If it’s on the left, he’s a top. If it’s on the right, he’s a bottom… Or maybe it’s somewhere inbetween, and he wants us to know that he likes it both ways? Unclear! Zac Efron is such a tease, you guys.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: ELIOT PRESS

Click through to see more disappointing pictures of Zac Efron:

Examine the hanky:

Actual (disappointing) shirtlessness:

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Damien Azure

There seems to be some sort of fuzzy caterpillar crawling across his upper lip. I do hope it isn’t poisonus.
Damien Azure

I mean, don’t get me wrong: I’d fuck him in a second. I just don’t know why some guys keep those things on.
RoadRunner86

These pics don’t present him at his typical best, but even then, he’s 99.9% above the rest of the earth’s male population in regards to looks….even with a facial hair and bad sunglasses!
HORNY

Maybe he’s gunning for the lead role in a Freddy Mercury biopic?
http://twitter.com/jimmyycheww Jamie

i think we call that the trashstache
Newboinow

What’s wrong with those sunglasses?
Stroketard30

It`s hard to believe that sparklehorse grew up into a nice beefy piece of ass. I would hit it.
Reader

yuck
IMO

He’s not doing himself any favours in that outfit. It’d be best if he just took the clothes off and stayed that way.
Guy

Because it looks hot?
Damien Azure

On some guys it does. I don’t know why, but his just rubs me the wrong way. I guess I just think he specifically looks better without it. But it’s his body, his face.
http://www.facebook.com/joebridges2003 Joe Bridges

that hanky is def on the right side
Joey Wickard

Nice beeping a**!!!! Could show more of the front view though!!!! lol LAWD!
Temujin

Y ese quien es?
http://twitter.com/R1G3lO2 Rigel Ochoa Osorio

The mustache has to go but he’s gorgeous!
http://twitter.com/paolocase Paolo Miguel Kagaoan

His mustache reminds me of Brad Pitt which means I have to take him more seriously now.
jboy

It s official. Boy s gay. I mean come on, the strut, the clothes. I declare it, she s gay.
apothos

ball gag, 1st, razor second, LOTS of pictures, and many with him ENJOYING it
http://www.MaleEroticDungeon.com/ Michael!

Clearly he loves sitting on the poles. It is so obvious. The real question is what the fuck is that on his face…directly beneath the very, very gay glasses? Looks like he’s flagging on the right to me so it confirms what we already know, he’s a big ‘ole bottom.
Ginchgonch

Bottom and colour is for anal sex

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