For all I can tell, people only care about two things related to the 2012 London Olympics—men’s gymnastics and speedos. While you won’t get any of the former in this Everything Butt feature about gay porn newcomer Scotty Dean, you’ll at least start off with […]
Day: August 2, 2012
The Locker Room: Chris Hoy (And An Opportunity To Help Out A Good Cause)
The reason for this week’s “The Locker Room” post is two-fold. First, you’re going to get visual evidence of how doable guys in spandex can be peddling bicycles via Chris Hoy. Secondly, there’s some cute friends of Manhunt who are bicycling a whole shitload of […]
Let’s Get Kinky: Five Reasons Not To Go Into The Woods
Bound In Public’s new video (“You Shore Got A Purdy Mouth, Boy”) is a cautionary tale. The title may have already conveyed that. Turn the “squeal like a pig” scene in Deliverance up to 10, and substitute sexy waif Logan Stevens for Ned Beatty (thank […]
Should I Care About Straight Porn Star Rocco Reed’s First Gay Scene? Should You? Should EVERYONE?
Rocco Reed has appeared in literally hundreds of straight porn films. Just to clarify, that means he’s dipped his schlong into literally hundreds of lady-mouths, lady-poons and/or lady-anuses. He may have even titty-fucked a few chicks. I couldn’t tell you, because I had literally never […]
Underwear Drawer: A “Brief” Love Affair
Pablo Hernandez is the hot piece in this new Andrew Christian video. He’s so into a pair of AC briefs that he shoves aside Cameron Marshall (crazy talk!) to wine, dine and 69 a piece of fabric. Granted, they’re some sweet skivvies (despite the eyes […]
Florian Bourdila: Hairy, Scruffy, Drop Dead Gorgeous
Hold my hand and tell me to breathe deeply! I think I just found my newest fiancé. His name is Florian Bourdila, we wrote about him so long ago that the pics are unfortunately gone, and I can’t believe I never noticed I need to […]
This Is Why I Had A Crush On Roseanne’s TV Husband As A Child
John Goodman loves gay people. His most famous role was on a TV show that was super gay friendly. He briefly played one of us on TV (it must have sucked because I never heard of it until I checked out IMDB). And his Linda […]
Chad Karzen Shaved His Butthole For Cody Lake.
Isn’t Chad Karzen such a sweet guy? When he heard that Cody Lake would be eating his ass on Randy Blue, he must have thought to himself, “I better Nair my hole so he doesn’t get any hairs stuck in his teeth!” That was very […]
This Is A Very Important & Extremely Necessary Post About Zac Efron Dancing In Wet, White Briefs
The trailer for Lee Daniels‘ The Paperboy, a film otherwise known as Zac Efron & Nicole Kidman’s Magical Watersports Spectacular, was released at some point yesterday. This is very important and extremely necessary, because OMFG ZAC EFRON IN HIS UNDERWEAR. While the trailer only grants […]
Nicki Minaj: “Pound The Alarm”
Alright! Fine! If you insist, I’ll write a belated post about Nicki Minaj‘s “Pound The Alarm”, another mindless club track from the “rapper”/”singer”/wig-enthusiast’s sophomore effort Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded. It’s a great song if you’re into the LMFAO-ization of modern radio, fist-pumping like you’re on […]