Contrary to popular belief, there are models on Chaos Men who aren’t Darius or the various individuals who are fucking Darius at any given point in time. We don’t write about these guys as frequently, because—a) They’re not getting fucked every other day, b) Their butts aren’t […]
Day: August 27, 2012
Quickie: KAYLAN FALGOUST
Here’s four more reasons why I want to kill Rick Day and wear his body. Ok, that came out way harsh and a little too serial killer-ish. Here are four reasons I want to tie Rick Day up, stuff him in a closet, and wear […]
Celebrity Skin: Sam Trammell’s Moobs & Pubes, Stephen Moyer’s Butt and Joe Manganiello’s Insane Upper Body
Spoiler alert! On the fifth season of True Blood, people got naked a lot. The first episode was epic in terms of gratuitous male nudity. With the exception of Joe Manganiello‘s ridiculous werewolf sex scene—when we should have seen his penis—it all went downhill from […]
Why You Should Follow Us On Twitter: #AssPicMonday
It is absolutely heart-warming to see the responses you get when posting something as simple as the following on Twitter: Everybody with two humps comes hurtling out of the woodwork! Including the porn stars! Yes, that would be the famed porn performer (and secret sex […]
The “Real Man” Project: Pandora Boxx
The VERY first person I thought of for our “Real Man” Project was Pandora Boxx (yes, even before Colby Jansen). I’m not sure I subscribe to the phrase “real man”. Despite all of the amazing contributions we’ve had this month (did you SEE that video […]
Matthew Mitcham Is Still Playing His Ukele Without A Shirt On
With the Olympics (and Olympic boners) on our blogging minds this past summer, we read their Wikipedia pages did a lot of research on gay Olympians. I thought it was depressing that adorable and sexy Olympic diver Matthew Mitcham initially had a hellish time trying […]
Is Randy Blue Model Brad Barnes Jerking Off With His Twin Brother Brian, Or Are We Fucking Crazy?
The latest update on Randy Blue features Brad Barnes throwing a football, showering, jerking off and playing with his ass along with a remarkably identical man named “Brian“. There is no mention on the site as to whether Brad has a twin brother (a la […]
Usher: “Dive” (aka The Uncomfortable Wet Pussy Song)
Is Usher just trolling the universe with his new single “Dive”? I never thought he was playing for our team prior to hearing this song, but his complete lack of knowledge about lady parts makes me wonder. Ladies, if you’re reading this—and I know a […]
Popular Demand: The Week People Freaked Out About Insanely Disappointing Pics of Prince Harry Naked
Never deny the power of the following three words: “Prince Harry naked“. On today’s edition of Popular Demand, we learned that the prospect of royal dick pics meant more to our readers than Mick Lovell‘s flawless fuck-hole, Matt Schiermeier‘s outstanding body, Johnny Venture‘s unbelievably thick cock, […]