Celebrity SkinFilm
August 13, 2012

Celebrity Skin: Jean-Claude Van Damme

Unacceptable! Preposterous! Inconceivable! I’ve gone through the list of stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and there isn’t a spot exclusively reserved for Jean-Claude Van Damme‘s ass cheeks. They were so omnipresent in 1990s cinema that they deserve more than a star! They deserve an Honorary Award at the 2013 Oscars ceremony.

Scratch that! They deserve two awards. One for each cheek.

– Dewitt

Click through to take a stroll down memory lane:

Bloodsport (1988):

Lionheart (1990):

Universal Soldier (1992):

Nowhere To Run (1993):

Legionnaire (1998):

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Jeremy S 12:03am on August 15, 2012

What? No mention of his role in the upcoming Expendables 2, opening this Friday?

  • me623

    Muscles from Brussels was fine as hell back in the day! 🙂

  • Fabiola

    well..i suddenly got awfully hungary for two butt cheeks. luscious.

  • Thanks – always love suggestions for my Netflix queue … woof

  • lostnfound

    When I was a young teen in the 90s, I saw Bloodsport on a bad movie channel…. Fell completely in love with his ass.

  • Santino

    HOMOPHOBIC ASSHOLE, you guys are clowns for worshipping his ass, unless you’re into DEGRADATION

  • blackhunk33

    I’ve always thought he had a great azz….just no dick.

  • poonlarp

    “Hungary” is a European country. How did you suddenly get awfully that?

  • He is just so delicious. Just look at that body…damn.

  • Jeremy S

    What? No mention of his role in the upcoming Expendables 2, opening this Friday?