Top Or Bottom: Casper Smart

Obviously the most effective way to kill those gay rumors dead is by visiting a gay peepshow. Casper Smart is Jennifer Lopez’s dancer boyfriend and he was recently spotted entering a homosexually-oriented “massage parlor”/peepshow-type place in NYC.

Smart’s official story was that he walked into the wrong door. Which is exactly what I say when I poke my partner in his taint trying to fuck him. If he is indeed some sort of bisexual golddigger, his short ass should read the “Golddigger’s Handbook.” When you date a famous chick, the paparazzi are going to follow your every move!

If Casper IS into gay sex, do you think he’s sitting on the dick or getting his sat on? Vote after the break!

- J. Harvey