Truth: I Kinda Want To Fuck Mitt Romney’s Sons

Well, except for the blonde one. No offense, Ben. I saw this Fox News clip of Mitt Romney‘s boys (set to “It’s Raining Men”) and realized that they’re kinda foxy. If they were into it (and with any justice in the world, at least one of them would be), I’d totally bend them all over and roger them roundly. I so hope this post gets out and gets used as grist for the mill. Fucks to give? None.

The host, Brian Kilmeade, obviously feels the same. He sounds like the announcer in a gay strip club. In fact, he might be pleasuring himself under the table as they go to commercial. He’s utilizing Christian Bale’s “Batman voice” but the horny version, and he’s about to nut. But I get it. Tagg, Craig, Matt, and Josh (again – sorry, Ben) are just begging to be corrupted.

- J. Harvey

Check out the clip and some pics of the Romney sons after the break. Which one would you do?

Tagg Romney

Craig Romney

Matt Romney

Josh Romney