Would You Hit That (“Duh!” Edition)?: Clemente Russo

A Facebook friend posted about Clemente Russo, saying he had found his Olympic dream husband. I don’t need to marry him. I just need him to be on call for when I need to look at something so beautiful that he inspires an almost religious awe. Oh, and when I need to fuck the very concept of PERFECTION. Clemente Russo is a heavyweight Italian boxer competing at London 2012. His first match is today! Who are those people that get to spray water in his mouth, and rub him down and encourage him? I want to be one of those people. Except in bed, and we’re both naked, and our cocks are spraying jizz all over each other. You know, like in Rocky.

You’re allowed to laugh when I ask you if you would hit that, and to vote after the break.

- J. Harvey