How much do we love Nicco Sky? This is his (long overdue) second appearance in the Everything Butt series. You can see the first one here, if you’re not already familiar with his gloriously round, smooth bubble butt or the cocks that have been inside […]
Day: September 27, 2012
He’s Straight?!?!: Tyler W. French In “Hunting Season”
There are VETERAN GAY PORN DUDES WORKING RIGHT NOW that don’t look as natural in sex scenes with other dudes like straight actor Tyler W. French does in Hunting Season. As I watched the latest episode’s sex scene between French’s character Reese and main guy Alex […]
The Locker Room: J.J. Reddick
Never been into armpits until just now. This tall drink of water is J.J. Reddick. He plays in the NBA for the Orlando Magic, and he’s on the right team because he’s causing my wand to cast the FUCKMEJ.J. Horcrux. I’m sure I fucked that […]
Hot Or Not: You And Your Partner Dominated By Another
A number of modern-day horror films follow the tried-n’-true plot wherein idiots go to the forest and are stalked by a crazed killer…oh, wait – J. Harvey’s Digression Of The Day: You should TOTALLY rent Cabin In The Woods. For those of you who are […]
Surfer Boy Leo Loses His Virginity
Leo, a blond surfer boy from Hawaii, is so clueless about anal sex that he didn’t realize you need to lube up your ass beforehand. You’d think a curious young man like himself would have done some research (aka watching porn) prior to his first […]
Underwear Drawer: Wrestle Me From AussieBum
Let’s go out on a limb and say this is the hottest swimwear that came to our attention much too late for summer 2012. AussieBum has released a combination wrestling singlet/bathing suit called Wrestle Me. If you say so. Scoff if you will but look […]
Hunting Season: White & Latin Only
Alright! It’s time for a confession! When I first heard about it, I was extremely skeptical of Hunting Season. A gay web-series about four friends living in New York and sharing details on all their scandalous hook-ups? There were just so many things that could go […]
Let The Shawn Roberts Skeeve Continue: The Night Paige Michalchuk’s Rapist Got Raped With A Giant Dildo By Two Cougars
, Isn’t the synergy between myself and Dewitt incredible? After reading (and getting very into) his post about Canadian actor Shawn Roberts (the post below this one), a lightbulb went off over my head. In my line of work, you’re always scouring the Interwebnetz to […]
The Night I Jerked Off To Paige Michalchuk’s Rapist
To explain the title, Shawn Roberts is an actor who played the role of Dean Walton on the Canadian drama Degrassi: The Next Generation. His character rapes an underage girl and gets away with it, which might explain why I feel ultra inappropriate that, ten […]
Rihanna: “Diamonds”
As a former card-carrying member of the Rihanna Navy, the past several months have been difficult for me. It was originally so easy to dismiss rumors of a Chris Brown reunion as revolting tabloid fodder, until she remix-sixty-nined with him and proceeded to appear onstage […]