Andrew Doriane: “Juman”

It’s Andrew Doriane, BITCHES! The pop star and international sex symbol just unleashed the music video for his highly-anticipated new single “Juman”, and local meteorologists state that you should grab an umbrella before leaving the house, due to the uncontrollable jizz showers Doriane’s thighs have caused.

While “Juman” doesn’t quite reach the same peaks as previous hits “She’s Like Gay” and “My Leather Pipe”—though maybe it’ll grow on us—it’s safe to say that this is the song of the autumn season… And if we can’t agree on that, can we at least come to a consensus that this is the best music video of the year?

Because it is. End of story! Goodnight.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: My Wet Dreams

Click through to watch the music video for “Juman”: