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September 25, 2012

Celebrity Skin: Chris Noth’s Ass In A Jockstrap

Chris Noth Ass

For reasons that we can’t really explain, Chris Noth‘s butt ranked above Jake Gyllenhaal, Christian Bale, Ian Somerhalder, Tom Hardy and Chris Evans on our list of The Best Naked Male Celebs of 2011. Not just that, but he came in second place, bested only by Burlesque star Cam Gigandet‘s Famous Amos cookie-box scene.

So there you have it! Whether you like it or not, you have a weird thing for Mr. Big’s ass.

Thankfully, the nearly 60 year-old actor isn’t afraid to show it! As a follow-up to his thrilling “Dressed To Kilt” runway stroll, the actor bared his cheeks for the new film 3,2,1… Frankie Go Boom (which also stars Chris O’Dowd, Charlie Hunnam & Lizzy Caplan).

If you woke up today and thought to yourself, “Gee, I’d really like to see Chris Noth running on a treadmill in a jockstrap”, then today is your lucky day! Bonus points if your fantasy involved Charlie Hunnam punching his butt.

– Dewitt

Click through to see (more of) Chris Noth’s butt:

Chris Noth Ass

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  • blueyedudenok

    For almost being 60 years old, he’s looking pretty good. Congrats! Too bad Jack Nicholson didn’t age this well. Or Marlon Brando. Or Clint Eastwood.

  • J. Harvey

    It’s weird how turned on that got me.

  • J. Harvey

    It’s weird how turned on that got me.

  • You know, that picture above with him running is the perfect “Caption This” entry. What the fuck is going on there? I love that he’s moving in a still picture and then the stuff out the window…normal…normal. WTF?

  • You know, that picture above with him running is the perfect “Caption This” entry. What the fuck is going on there? I love that he’s moving in a still picture and then the stuff out the window…normal…normal. WTF?

  • hmm..

    ..if this guy was jamie kuntz’s boyfriend, i reck’n there wouldn’t be so much controversy about a certain “discrepancy” eh?

  • hj

    Very hot , I don’t know how old he is but this made me cum

  • hj

    Very hot , I don’t know how old he is but this made me cum

  • Wondermann

    this is hot