Hunting Season: The Straight Guy Episode
Welcome to another recap of Hunting Season! For those who aren’t in the know, Hunting Season is a new web-series about a hot guy who blogs about dick. His name is Alex, and you can get a proper introduction by going here to watch the first episode. Mostly, you just need to know that he has a nice butt.
Sadly, his tiny man cheeks do not make an appearance in the show’s second episode… But for those of you keeping score at home, I can assure you that there is one live dick shot, several onscreen dick shots and a very naughty scene that I probably shouldn’t tell you about (yet).
I should probably mention that we’re writing about the uncensored version of this episode. The video embedded at the end of this post won’t have any dicks in it. If you want to see some dick, head over to huntingseason.tv to watch the cut with dick in it.
Don’t you just love saying “dick”? Dick, dick, dick!
Click through to watch the second episode and view our recap:
Did you know Alex works for Gawker? You might have missed that in the last episode, during that part where you were waiting for him to get with the program and lick Lenny‘s taint. He doesn’t seem like a very good employee… But I guess that doesn’t matter if you bring in the right numbers at Gawker? IDK! I don’t understand how POPULAR blogs like that work.
This is an example of how Alex is a terrible employee. Not just that, but it’s an example of how he’s a terrible blogger! Click the pic above and view the full-size version. That post ends right as it’s about to get to the juicy part. There’s no link to read more or “continued” button. It’s just like, “This straight dude had a nice ass! Bye!”
Alex also trolls for cock while he’s on the job, and these are the types of faces he makes when he does so. If you haven’t figured it out by now, I’ve got a thing for Alex’s crooked, mischievous grin. It makes me want to jizz on his face and pound him like a whore.
There’s a thick dick just chilling on Alex’s screen when his coworker walks in, and he doesn’t even seem embarrassed that it’s there. Prior to this, he was searching m4m ads for “str8″ guys. Do people do things like that? Don’t get me wrong! I’ve had my fair share of “str8″ dick, but I never specifically went out looking for it. That just seems like a big gay cliché (that might be true in real life).
Here’s Alex’s straight coworker whose name I forgot. He set off my gaydar immediately, even though he was talking about finger-banging his girlfriend and all sorts of vagina-centric whatnot. He also likes talking about sex parties, as if it’s a given that all gay men go to them? Not sure what to think of him yet. Except that he’s a total ‘mo.
He also has the worst line of the episode: “I just want a room full of juicy chicks ready to go.”
These are the types of looks that Alex gives straight guy that say, “I want to sit on your dick”. He’s not exactly subtle in his attraction to coworker-whose-name-I-forgot. I’m pretty sure he straight-up (no pun intended) stares at his crotch at some point.
Alex is web-chatting with his friend Nick, whose name I finally do know. He’s exercising his hands for all the handjobs he’s going to give later that night.
Nick is like “Blah, blah, blah! I met this guy. But blah, blah, blah!” Meanwhile, I’m still trying to figure out if Nick is attractive? Can we have a show of hands? Would you show him around town? Would you let him give you a beej? Would you make out with him? Would you hit that? Would you motorboat his testicles? Just curious.
Nick is dating some cheap whore who’s on a boat with a rich guy. A rich, closeted guy! Alex is, duh, a gossip blogger, and straight guy told him earlier that his numbers are down. So what does he do? Respect Nick and his love interest’s privacy? Or act like a total shithead and break the story?
Alex is a blogger. Obviously, he acted like a shithead.
Nick is not happy with this shithead development. He argues with Alex on the phone, and the whole time I’m wondering when someone’s going to show their damn penis.
I thought this was going to be the best shot in the episode.
Then this happened.
Alex was eye-fucking this straight guy (not his coworker) in a coffee shop, all while his girlfriend was sitting at the table. Once the guy notices, he assumes that he’s going to get uncomfortable and start making out with his girlfriend to prove a point. Instead, he pulls aside his short shorts and gives Alex a peek at his dick.
As soon as Alex gets the signal, he heads to the bathroom, locks the door, unlocks the door, wonders if he should stay, wonders if he should leave and then…
Just as he suspected, the straight guy follows him into the bathroom.
Alex was about to get down on his knees, but that’s not what this straight guy’s all about. He wants some dick in his mouth, and he must be really good at head ’cause Alex is O-facing from the moment he puts his mouth on his shaft.
You’ll also notice it’s implied that the straight guy swallows. This is because all “str8″ guys, without fail, love to swallow.
Wait, these two are friends again?
I suppose so! They’re having a kiki on a park bench. Alex is talking about his experience in the coffee shop, Nick is talking about how the gold digger dude forgave him and wants to get to know him. Alex is about to tell Nick about his blog, but… Surprise! It doesn’t happen.
Not sure why I’m even typing anymore. This GIF says everything.
Get the uncensored version at huntingseason.tv!