I Have A Theory That Jesse Tyler Ferguson Was Drunk When He Shot This Vid For Tie The Knot

I am not creating drama, but I do want to know if he was drunk or just has a lisp. Because he pronounced it “Massachu-SESS” when he was naming off the states in which same-sex marriage is legal. If he was drunk, I understand. People get stage fright and getting engaged is terrifying. If he has a lisp, I think it’s hot. Taking a stereotypical gay feature that you have and proudly showing it off is POWER.

It just stood out, because (as you probably know) Manhunt HQ is in Massachusetts so we’re very attuned to any mention of the Bay State.

Modern Family’s Jesse Tyler Ferguson announces his engagement to his fiance Justin Mikita at the same time as introducing his new charity, Tie The Knot, in this vid. It’s a site that’s going to be selling hot bowties beginning in November, with proceeds going to pro-marriage equality activist groups.

That’s totally awesome, but my wedding is in October! It’s only a couple of weeks away! I was all ready to march the bowtie I already purchased at Nordstrom right back to “Returns” and pick up my wedding tie on Tie The Knot. DAMN YOUR TIMING, MITCHELL!

Anyway, check out the cute vid of this cute,soon-to-be-married couple. And recently someone made a snide remark to me about getting married to my partner while working for Manhunt. As if I troll for dick in between writing blog posts (I don’t do that. Anymore.) As if people who trick on Manhunt can’t actually meet anyone long-term. I can name at least five (ok, we have a millions of members so that’s not exactly a lot but it’s still a number) couples who met their boyfriend, partner or yes, HUSBAND on Manhunt. It happens. Granted, there’s probably more hot n’ horny fucking going down then actually dating on Manhunt. But, still, IT HAPPENS!

- J. Harvey

To watch Jesse Tyler Ferguson pronounce “Massachusetts” with a lisp and announce his engagement AND his charity, Follow the BREAK: