They’re Debating Banning Public Nudity In San Francisco?
That’s like banning Boston from hating the Yankees. It’s like banning drinking in New Orleans. That’s like banning being insufferable in Los Angeles! Where did it all go wrong?!?!
Blame it on the cock rings. Currently, you are allowed to walk around cock out in the Castro if you aren’t visibly “sexually aroused.” Apparently, cock rings in public have been making a comeback in SF? And town officials and police are starting to crack down on the practice. The above pic is from a pro-public nudity rally from last year. I’ll be a dick and ask it. How come the people who are so into public nudity aren’t the ones you want to see naked?
“Men have been told they will be arrested on the spot if they are wearing a cock ring,” said Mitch Hightower, a nudist who runs a website about public nudity and organizes a yearly Nude In at the Castro’s Jane Warner Plaza the Saturday of Folsom Street Fair weekend. “Since Pride people have reported to me of being hassled for wearing cock rings. I don’t wear one but I have observed” men being approached by the police.
Sergeant Chuck Limbert, San Francisco police liason for the LGBT, says that the coppers have been getting a lot of pressure from community residents who have reportedly been assailed with cock ringed boners while walking their dogs or whatever. He denies the existence of special patrols that have been created to police cock ring owners! Pardon me while I join the police academy in the hopes of eventually being assigned to a patrol like that.
Anyway, a ban is being considered. What do you think?
- J. Harvey
Remember when Marc Dylan walked the streets of San Francisco naked? Check out some screencaps of that after the JUMP: