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September 10, 2012

Would You Hit That?: Jon Hamm’s Dick Outline

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Everyone’s always carrying on about actor Jon Hamm being sexy as fuck. Well, they’re right. Here’s definitive proof. Dude hit the streets without underwear the other day, and the world got a glimpse of what he’s twerkin’ with. Even with those hateful pants interfering with his sexy, that is a sweet-lookin’ cock! It’s got a nice heft, girth and this is only in its flaccid state. If we had a TV show (we’re working on it, Dewitt is already demanding a stylist and hair person), we would totally superimpose a “Manhunt Daily APPROVED!” stamp over the above picture.

You know our answer, but we want to know yours. Would you get on that dick? Sit on it, suck it, put it up you, use it for chap stick, jerk it like you were Paula Deen at a butter churn? Let us know after the break.

– J. Harvey

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3:28am on September 11, 2012

I love the idea that he knows his pants shows his bulge but doesn't care at all.

  • Caleb

    That man is fucking perfection. In addition, when he slammed on the Kardashians, I almost blew a load.

  • Anne Noise

    His dong outline is old news, but yes, with gusto. He never seems to wear underwear, which I don’t get, but appreciate. (My junk needs some support! I feel like his should, too… I don’t get it.)

  • lfjbear

    If it is that Beautiful thru pants just imagine it up close. Maybe more than my poor old heart could take.

  • lfjbear

    If it is that Beautiful thru pants just imagine it up close. Maybe more than my poor old heart could take.

  • lfjbear

    If it is that Beautiful thru pants just imagine it up close. Maybe more than my poor old heart could take.

  • Anonymous

    I love Jon Hamm.

  • Anonymous

    I love Jon Hamm.

  • Anonymous

    I love Jon Hamm.

  • connecticali

    It’s like the f-ing Shroud of Turin!

  • connecticali

    It’s like the f-ing Shroud of Turin!

  • Anonymous

    Looks like a sweet candy…

  • Anonymous

    I love the idea that he knows his pants shows his bulge but doesn’t care at all.

  • Anonymous

    I love the idea that he knows his pants shows his bulge but doesn’t care at all.

  • Anonymous

    I love the idea that he knows his pants shows his bulge but doesn’t care at all.

  • Anonymous

    I love the idea that he knows his pants shows his bulge but doesn’t care at all.

  • Anonymous

    I love the idea that he knows his pants shows his bulge but doesn’t care at all.