Ethan Ever has one of the top three dicks of the year. This is subject to change with over three months before we announce the Best Dicks of 2012, but the fact remains that Manhunt Daily readers LOVE this scruffy, tattooed lad and his gigantic cock.
You want to worship his shaft! You want to make out with his taint! You want to swirl his balls around your mouth! You want to bury your noses in his untrimmed bush! You want to… Do I even need to go on? The numbers don’t lie! You all want to deepthroat his manhood. Or at least attempt to deepthroat it.
Technically, if you combine the numbers of Ethan’s first andsecond post, he’s popular enough to take the number one spot on our year-end list. What does this mean? Do you all secretly want to marry Ethan Ever and have his babies? Because I think that’s what this means.