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October 22, 2012

16 Things I Love About Girth Brooks

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Look, I understand the bias or skepticism against gay-for-pay performers! I really do. As a general rule, it’s much more enticing to watch two guys who are, beyond doubt, loving every second of their (naked) time with one another, but we all have our tiny exceptions! We all do.

For me, that exception is Girth Brooks.

Though our dear friends at The Sword think he’s far too OBESE to be a gay porn star, my dick has flopped out of my jeans to voice his opinion: “I DISAGREE!” <— If you clicked that link, I would just like to state that my dick does not look like Chopped judge Alex Guarnaschelli… BUT I WISH IT DID.

The thing about Girth? He reminds me of a ton of straight guys I’ve blown, rimmed, fucked or been fucked by. His “flaws” make him all the more appealing to me, because 99% of those men didn’t look like polished, all-too-pretty porn stars.

In support of my lust for Girth, I have made a list of sixteen things I adore about him (most of which involve his incredibly thick cock). Because, duh, I like making lists.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Extra Big Dicks

Click through to see Girth and Daniel Leon in action:

16. His ugly + baggy boxer-briefs, that all but confirm his heterosexuality:

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15. The “a-ha” moment when his dick pops out:

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14. The way his dick looks before it’s about to go in someone’s mouth:

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13. The way his dick looks in another man’s mouth:

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12. When he grabs a cocksucker’s hair and gets aggresssive:

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11. That large, almost-creepy vein on the bottom of his shaft:

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10. His “I’m getting serviced” face:

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9. His oh-so-bitable nipples

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8. His salt-and-pepper chest chair:

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7. His oh-so-lickable armpits:

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6. His totally distracting, kind-of-tacky watch:

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5. The way he plows hole:

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4. His balls:

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3. The brilliant mushroom head on his gigantic schlong:

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2. His jizz, on a face:

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1. How verbal he’ll get with his bottom boys:

See more of Girth and Daniel at Extra Big Dicks!

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  • Stolidog

    He needs to get rimmed way more than he does

  • gay4lyf

    he seems to have lost a lot of weight from his face? he looks really different

  • gay4lyf

    he seems to have lost a lot of weight from his face? he looks really different

  • Anne Noise

    If that’s “obese,” God help the rest of the Universe.

  • Just look at picture #7. What is not to love about that? Damn. I’m totally with you on this Dewitt. I love Girth Brooks and I’m a huge fan of girth. Just sayin’. I like him for all the reasons you mention and I love the new hair buzz.

  • countryhoss

    He’s delicious and if more porn actors looked like him I’d be poor.

  • MrJ

    I LOVE Girth, he is my go-to guy when I need a quick nut. I can bust a load just listening to him tell a gay dude that he’s straight and his wifes about to come home. I get that some guys arent into him, but why do they have to be so queeny and nasty about it. I dont dig twinks all that much, but I dont go around whining about it on blogs. As Mother Superior used to say at the orphanage, “lighten up, you cunts”.

  • Fabiola

    OBESE?????WTF?….Hey I am a size queen with a pretty piece of hefty meat myself so i say Open wide guys IT’s gonna Hurt…in a good way. GIRTH is the man.

  • Fabiola

    OBESE?????WTF?….Hey I am a size queen with a pretty piece of hefty meat myself so i say Open wide guys IT’s gonna Hurt…in a good way. GIRTH is the man.

  • Commenter

    Obese? Come on. The only thing fat about Girth is his cock–and that’s a way beautiful thing.

  • bottomBOY

    in what world is this hot sexy guy OBESE???? the only thing obese about him is his big fat cock!!!!

  • OmahaHung

    Girth Is ST8?? Say it isn’t so, but if he is I have always luved anything he has done. I discovered him a couple of years ago and he has everything that makes me hard & wet. Are these pics very recent? Does look like he has lost a little weight in the face, but his cock is what really gets me and that nice sexy voice. He could say anything and it would get it up. One of my all time favorite porn stars!! Still can’t believe he is ST8!! Is he married to a woman?

  • JG

    He is awesome – just awesome.

    One of my top 5 porn stars EVER!

    Obese? Some of these queens need their heads examined.

  • Mark

    I wish I could be as obese as this guy!

  • cute

    my favorite part is he wear UNDERWEAR in most videos…i like men in undies and i love removing it myself…he is a treat fot the eyes…he is not OBESE….he is 10/10 on my rating….he looks super straight..

  • I think Girth is the perfect man, he is sexy as hell and if that’s obese, then I want to be that obese!!

  • Frankieblue

    I luv girth too, he oozes masculinity in an average joe kinda way. Btw…someone noted he lost weight, he did! I’ve seen him just tonight at a local restaurant/ bar and he’s buff n tall n hitter than ever. I have seen him on cuple of occasions. Once I said hi too. Omg he’s fine!!

  • JEFFREY UDIS

    ABSOLUTELY HANDSOME, MASCULINE, INCREDIBLE DICK, ASS, AND I REALLY LIKE HIS HANDSOME FACE….WISH HIS HAIR WAS LONGER…MAYBE SOME FACIAL HAIR AND A MUSTACHE. STILL HE IS IN THE UPPER 1% OF ALL PORN STARS.

  • Arpie

    LOVE the man. He’s upfront and honest … straight but enjoys what he does on gay sites. And his chat is never boring.

  • sffilk

    I’m now hearing that he’s actually gay but says he’s straight. Anyone able to confirm or deny?

  • sffilk

    He needs to get fucked once.

  • Trojan

    GIRTH is the best. Love love love him and he is handsome as fuck.

  • Trojan

    He is my perfect man