Yesterday, during my routine late-night masturbation marathon, I decided to pop over to Ray Dragon‘s super-site and poke around for something new. Lo and behold? I found exactly what I was looking for… Porn! Not just that, but porn with Conner Habib, Troy Daniels, Allen Silver, […]
Day: October 23, 2012
The Locker Room: Wes Welker
New England Patriot Wes Welker looks fine from one angle, but then the camera catches him from another and he’s a fucking supermodel. He’s a wide receiver for the Pats, and he’s sorta like the anti-Tom Brady. Maybe not as straight-outta-the-chute handsome, but way less […]
Twink Tank: Tony Star
What’s wrong with my dick? One minute it’s popping wood over a pair of DILFs, the next it’s itching to bury itself in this cute twink’s sweet, eager boy pussy… That’s right, fuck twats! I said “boy pussy“. Whether it’s the long hair, the age […]
Felix Baumgartner: The Supersonic Daredevil Is Hot
When you watched insaniac daredevil Felix Baumgartner jump from 128,100 feet above the earth two weekends ago, you were probably asking the same question we were. “Is he hot?” You couldn’t really tell with that pesky spacesuit. Luckily, he’s out on the talk show circuit […]
iPhone Wars: The Cock Fight, A-Z
Big cocks, little cocks! Hard cocks, soft cocks! Fuzzy cocks, shaved cocks! There are all sorts of cocks in today’s round of iPhone Wars. We dug deep and hard into our massive folder for guys who met the following requirements—a) They’re showing cock, b) They’re showing […]
“Real World: New Orleans” Cute Gay Danny Roberts Is Back On TV
One of the programs RuPaul’s queens whored out during the Drag Race premiere last night was DTLA (“Downtown LA”). It’s an ensemble drama for LOGO about a group of friends living and loving in Los Angeles. Absolutely ground-breaking. The one semi-interesting thing about it is that […]
Brent Ragan & Don Lee: A Double Dose of DILF
After browsing through their individual modeling profiles, I “accidentally” stalked 53 year-old stunner Brent Ragan (left) and found out that he’s in a relationship with equally attractive 45 year-old Don Lee (right). I’m pointing out their ages rather explicitly, because at 27, my body doesn’t look anywhere near […]
Perfect Couple Remains Perfect
Austin Wilde and Anthony Romero are perfect human beings. This is common knowledge to anyone who’s ever seen or interacted with them, so I apologize if this statement comes off as redundant (especially since most of you have eyeballs, and as a result, you have […]
Dum Dum Girls: “Lord Knows”
I’ve been keeping an ongoing playlist for the autumnal season, which currently includes selections from Solange Knowles, Fibes, Oh Fibes!, DaQuan, Lord Huron, HAERTS, Years & Years, Mykki Blanco, Dark Dark Dark, Alpaca Sports, SWIM DEEP and Sky Ferreira. (For those of you who are worried that I’m […]