Prepare yourself for a “TMI” moment! Because, all week long, I’ve had an extreme infatuation with assholes. Not assholes like these. The pink, often hairy sort of assholes that are made for fingering, devouring and fucking with all your might. The quite literal climax of […]
Day: October 26, 2012
13 Awesome Things I Liked This Week.
In honor of Friday the 13th and other great slasher flicks, I’ve expanded upon last Friday’s “10 Awesome Things I Liked This Week” to include thirteen spectacular items. Unfortunately, the only thing scary about this list is how hard your dick will get after scrolling […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Rod Stewart Denies Ages-Old Urban Legend That He Once Swallowed So Much Cum He Had To Have His Stomach Pumped
ITEM – Have you ever heard the one about how, back in the 70s, singer Rod Stewart reportedly partied with a bunch of sailors and sucked all their cocks. He was said to have then overdosed on cum and had to have his stomach pumped. […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: Cy Goes Solo
Don’t you just want to pinch his cheeks and call him your cum slut?!?! Meet Cy, a brand new model from gay porn site Chaos Men. This blond jock may seem “cute” when you see his beaming smile and charming baby face, but when you see him […]
GRAB IT: Slutty Undies For Your Slutty Costume
Everyone who’s anyone knows that Andrew Christian is the premiere brand for underwear that says, “I’m down to fuck”. You might as well have your dick hanging out when you’re wearing their line of briefs, jocks and jock briefs, and you can actually have your […]
Ben DeLaCreme Spoofs Bieber (And Horror Flicks) With Her Take On “Boyfriend”
It’s about time someone realized that benefits of a real-life Human Centipede. Seattle’s Ben DeLaCreme has given birth out of her fake vagina to this spoof of Justin Bieber’s “Boyfriend” and it’s just in time for Halloween. In the clip, she stalks a cute hipster […]
Pole Vaulter Andrew Zollner Shows Us His….You Know Where We’re Going With This
Nationally ranked pole vaulter [Ed. note – the jokes just write themselves…] Andrew Zollner obviously has a large cock based on previous photos of him in his track & field spandex. He didn’t have to go and prove it. But we’re SO glad he did. […]
Fraternity X: Pounding Ass For AMERICA
What’s more patriotic than a good ol’ college boy gangbang? I don’t know why I’m so obsessed with the American flag hanging in the Fraternity X house, but it makes everything about this already great foursome even better. The next time I have group sex, […]
Flashback Friday: Michael Burns (ca. 1986)
There’s something about this picture! I could just imagine walking into my (non-existent) garage to find Michael Burns working his wood, his bare ass framed in a yellow jockstrap. Upon seeing this, I’d walk over to him, push his back down, get on my knees […]
Secret: “Poison”
Girls Aloud who? I have to pass on the gay club stomp and awkward white-girl-rapping of the UK girl group’s new track “Something New”. Instead, I’ll be spinning this imported treat from K-pop quartet Secret called “Poison”, a song so reminiscent of producer Rich Harrison‘s work […]