Days Of Our Lives’ Gays Readying To Bang

YAY! Because housewives and unemployed people need their gay soap characters to be sexually active! Listen, if Sam and Jason on GH can blaze up the sheets, then Will and Sonny on Days of Our Lives can bend each other over and startle all of Salem with their sex grunts! It’s always a hallmark of how far we’ve come as a people when we’re represented on daytime television. The only story worth watching on Days of Our Lives this year has been the adorbs Will (played by Chandler Massey) coming to terms with his homosexuality, and then realizing he has a major boner for his best gay friend Sonny (Freddie Smith). NBC has announced that Will and Sonny will make sweet, sweet love on November 14th. DOOL hasn’t been this good since Marlena killed the majority of the cast (one by circus tiger!) after being brainwashed into becoming the Salem Stalker!

Check out a clip of Will and Sonny engaging in some serious foreplay after the jump.

- J. Harvey