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October 31, 2012

HELP! I Am Not Sure What To Call This Model.

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What is this man? A nerd? A jock? The guy next door? In this world of big gay labels we can’t ever agree on, I find myself flabbergasted with Southern Strokes‘ new model Clark. He looks like Harry Potter above the neck, and then you keep going lower and… BAM! Those gigantic biceps.

Even though his body’s mostly smooth, with the exception of some fur below the waist, he’s far too muscular to fit under the “twink” or “twunk” label. My immediate instinct is to call him a “jock”, but then I keep looking at the face and second-guessing myself.

How would you describe Clark? Can we make up a new word for him?

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Southern Strokes

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Sam 12:08pm on August 9, 2013

I'd call him my boyfriend. lol Can anyone find his e-mail or something?

  • burbdude69

    anyway u look at it man…..he def gives me a boner! WOOF!

  • 42looking

    HOT!!

  • oral4uinthe352

    I would describ him as HOT! DAM! he can top me and label me his bitch LOL

  • hj

    he’s somehow hot – needs to work out more those thighs and ass 🙂

    he’s a franklin ( because he looks like a turtle)

  • DarkMite

    I’d call him quite the find

  • SJP

    GIVE HIM A HAIRCUT AND CONTACTS! YUMMY

  • SJP

    GIVE HIM A HAIRCUT AND CONTACTS! YUMMY

  • woodysex

    can we just call him gorgeous and leave it at that???

  • woodysex

    can we just call him gorgeous and leave it at that???

  • Just A Guy

    He is the best of both worlds…captain of the wrestling team and the valedictorian.

  • why do we need to change what defines him just for you?

  • Ty

    Damn, her is a hottie! we don’t need labels!

  • Ty

    Damn, her is a hottie! we don’t need labels!

  • kev

    he’s like every nerd in every teen movie. take off the glasses and they become instant hotties

  • Hauer

    Ummm…I’d call him “SuperBOY,” because he looks like Clark Kent as a teen, before becoming SuperMAN.

  • Hauer

    Ummm…I’d call him “SuperBOY,” because he looks like Clark Kent as a teen, before becoming SuperMAN.

  • “Hairy”Potter?

  • Guy

    holy shit!!
    That baby face does NOT match the amount of muscle this guy has.
    I think this is when you just use the word ‘hot’.

  • Guy

    holy shit!!
    That baby face does NOT match the amount of muscle this guy has.
    I think this is when you just use the word ‘hot’.

  • Guy

    holy shit!!
    That baby face does NOT match the amount of muscle this guy has.
    I think this is when you just use the word ‘hot’.

  • Looks to me like he’s working some Twunky realness.

  • Looks to me like he’s working some Twunky realness.

  • Looks to me like he’s working some Twunky realness.

  • Looks to me like he’s working some Twunky realness.

  • Looks to me like he’s working some Twunky realness.

  • DC ‘Mo

    Nerd + Jock = Nock. (And I’d do him in a heart beat.)

  • MD

    he’s a jock. someone just fluffed up his hair and put glasses on him to try to appeal to the nerd crowd. resource: see any meme about when girls say they love nerds. it will feature two panels, one marked “what nerds think” showing a fat awkward nerd, and one showing a really hot guy in a nerd-esque sweater and fake glasses marked “what girls think”

  • ic_stud

    How about just call him a man?

  • Patrick

    Why label him? Just call him hot

  • apothos

    super nerd………pound you hole in a single hour

  • apothos

    super nerd………pound you hole in a single hour

  • brazor

    Apparently someone’s hair or visual-correction method defines them.

  • brazor

    Apparently someone’s hair or visual-correction method defines them.

  • Hrist

    i need a BF like him, thats perfect. love that sexy weird look

  • Hrist

    i need a BF like him, thats perfect. love that sexy weird look

  • Anthony

    Southern Strokes has some mighty fine models~ Maybe my new favorite. :3

  • James

    He’s a Nertty. A Need Hotty. WWE Superstar Evan Bourne is the same,thing when out of the ring and he has his glasses on.

  • Hintetsomaru

    I’d call him hot. But that’s just me.

  • Commenter

    A cute, distinctive look. A big chest and even bigger guns. A sweet ass and a fine cock. The question isn’t what to call him, but how to call him. Does anyone have his number?

  • Anonymous

    He is called, FuckingGorgeous!!

  • Anonymous

    He is called, FuckingGorgeous!!

  • Anonymous

    He is called, FuckingGorgeous!!

  • Anonymous

    He is called, FuckingGorgeous!!

  • Anonymous

    A haircut and he fits in the Fratmen mold.

  • Anonymous

    A haircut and he fits in the Fratmen mold.

  • datvi

    Give him some money to buy new eyeglasses and try again…please.

  • wow. iv found my dream man!

  • Dan

    How about ‘Some dude i would fuck his brains out’?

  • alphaloboprime

    well damn, what’s it matter. I just wanna call him here. He can go by whatever, and its still just yum.

  • delete

    just call this model “delete”

  • rob

    i call him “what would happen if ‘stripes’-era harold ramis had a gym
    membership”…which is fucking sexy.

  • rob

    i call him “what would happen if ‘stripes’-era harold ramis had a gym
    membership”…which is fucking sexy.

  • well, i’d call him “dinner.

    “breakfast.

    and “lunch.”

    how about that?

  • Sam

    I’d call him my boyfriend. lol Can anyone find his e-mail or something?