Hot Or Not: Gonzo Dick

“Gonzo Dick” is ©Dewitt. It’s when a guy’s hard dick curves onward, upward and then ddddoowwwnn-wward. Like the popular Muppet’s nose. It makes for an impressive-looking cock! It’s a dick that functions as a bridge over troubled waters, and then straight into your mouth or butthole.

Izzy Klein from Dirty Tony has the perfect example of Gonzo Dick (©Dewitt). I’ve never tussled with a Gonzo Dick before so I need to hear from those who have. If you were bottoming, how did you maneuver yourself so that the boat docked successfully? I’m guessing face down into the pillow, ass in the air and him…standing? Like using a jackhammer! Someone draw me a diagram.

Gonzo Dick. Put the Muppet out of your mind for a moment and let us know if you think it’s hot or not.

- J.Harvey

Photo credit: Dirty Tony

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