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October 17, 2012

Or You Could Just Say “Fuck It” About The Halloween Costume Worry, And Be A Kinky Slut

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Halloween, as you know, is gay Christmas. Instead of presents under the tree, it’s a costumed make-out session in the bathroom of whatever club, bar or Halloween party in which you’re celebrating. Santa Claus isn’t anywhere to be found, but SATAN Claus is way hotter and those four dudes dressed as Olympic swimmers make a fantastic substitute for elves.

To pay proper tribute to the holiday, and because we are a creative people, we go to INSANE lengths on our costumes. Yesterday, guest blogger Lawrence posted some potential costume ideas for all you slutty sluts. But why torture yourself? Just go buy something ultimate! Slick It Up makes kinky fetish duds for all of you daring dudes who like to show bod. If anyone asks who you’re supposed to be, just say that you’re not wearing a costume, and this is what you wear to the supermarket. Wolf and hooded falcon not included. We think.

– J. Harvey

p.s. Slick It Up founder and designer is the sexy unicorn guy David Mason Chlopecki. He’s brains AND brawn, and you would do yourself well by checking out his House of Vader blog here.

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terrymck 3:06pm on October 18, 2012

Nope, you are wrong. Look it up. Forgo means to abstain or do without something. Forego means to precede. Better check before you correct someone, spellingbeeman.

  • Chasm

    Congrats on your marriage J. Harvey. Wishing you much happiness!

  • hey..my blog used to be listed in your blog roll (and yours is already in mine)> Why was I removed?

  • hj

    Slick it up is an amazing company , their blog is one of the best thing on the internet 🙂

  • hj

    Slick it up is an amazing company , their blog is one of the best thing on the internet 🙂

  • jboy

    So J. Are you able to walk after that honeymoon. Congrats baby.

  • terrymck

    Best wishes and congratulations, J. Harvey! I guess you are still woozy from all the honeymoon sex, because it is “forgo” not “forgoe.” 🙂

  • terrymck

    Best wishes and congratulations, J. Harvey! I guess you are still woozy from all the honeymoon sex, because it is “forgo” not “forgoe.” 🙂

  • terrymck

    Best wishes and congratulations, J. Harvey! I guess you are still woozy from all the honeymoon sex, because it is “forgo” not “forgoe.” 🙂

  • terrymck

    Best wishes and congratulations, J. Harvey! I guess you are still woozy from all the honeymoon sex, because it is “forgo” not “forgoe.” 🙂

  • terrymck

    Best wishes and congratulations, J. Harvey! I guess you are still woozy from all the honeymoon sex, because it is “forgo” not “forgoe.” 🙂

  • terrymck

    Best wishes and congratulations, J. Harvey! I guess you are still woozy from all the honeymoon sex, because it is “forgo” not “forgoe.” 🙂

  • terrymck

    Best wishes and congratulations, J. Harvey! I guess you are still woozy from all the honeymoon sex, because it is “forgo” not “forgoe.” 🙂

  • terrymck

    Best wishes and congratulations, J. Harvey! I guess you are still woozy from all the honeymoon sex, because it is “forgo” not “forgoe.” 🙂

  • terrymck

    Best wishes and congratulations, J. Harvey! I guess you are still woozy from all the honeymoon sex, because it is “forgo” not “forgoe.” 🙂

  • terrymck

    Best wishes and congratulations, J. Harvey! I guess you are still woozy from all the honeymoon sex, because it is “forgo” not “forgoe.” 🙂

  • terrymck

    Best wishes and congratulations, J. Harvey! I guess you are still woozy from all the honeymoon sex, because it is “forgo” not “forgoe.” 🙂

  • terrymck

    Best wishes and congratulations, J. Harvey! I guess you are still woozy from all the honeymoon sex, because it is “forgo” not “forgoe.” 🙂

  • terrymck

    Best wishes and congratulations, J. Harvey! I guess you are still woozy from all the honeymoon sex, because it is “forgo” not “forgoe.” 🙂

  • terrymck

    Best wishes and congratulations, J. Harvey! I guess you are still woozy from all the honeymoon sex, because it is “forgo” not “forgoe.” 🙂

  • terrymck

    Best wishes and congratulations, J. Harvey! I guess you are still woozy from all the honeymoon sex, because it is “forgo” not “forgoe.” 🙂

  • terrymck

    Best wishes and congratulations, J. Harvey! I guess you are still woozy from all the honeymoon sex, because it is “forgo” not “forgoe.” 🙂

  • terrymck

    Best wishes and congratulations, J. Harvey! I guess you are still woozy from all the honeymoon sex, because it is “forgo” not “forgoe.” 🙂

  • terrymck

    Best wishes and congratulations, J. Harvey! I guess you are still woozy from all the honeymoon sex, because it is “forgo” not “forgoe.” 🙂

  • terrymck

    Best wishes and congratulations, J. Harvey! I guess you are still woozy from all the honeymoon sex, because it is “forgo” not “forgoe.” 🙂

  • terrymck

    Best wishes and congratulations, J. Harvey! I guess you are still woozy from all the honeymoon sex, because it is “forgo” not “forgoe.” 🙂

  • terrymck

    Best wishes and congratulations, J. Harvey! I guess you are still woozy from all the honeymoon sex, because it is “forgo” not “forgoe.” 🙂

  • terrymck

    Best wishes and congratulations, J. Harvey! I guess you are still woozy from all the honeymoon sex, because it is “forgo” not “forgoe.” 🙂

  • terrymck

    Best wishes and congratulations, J. Harvey! I guess you are still woozy from all the honeymoon sex, because it is “forgo” not “forgoe.” 🙂

  • terrymck

    Best wishes and congratulations, J. Harvey! I guess you are still woozy from all the honeymoon sex, because it is “forgo” not “forgoe.” 🙂

  • terrymck

    Best wishes and congratulations, J. Harvey! I guess you are still woozy from all the honeymoon sex, because it is “forgo” not “forgoe.” 🙂

  • terrymck

    Best wishes and congratulations, J. Harvey! I guess you are still woozy from all the honeymoon sex, because it is “forgo” not “forgoe.” 🙂

  • terrymck

    Best wishes and congratulations, J. Harvey! I guess you are still woozy from all the honeymoon sex, because it is “forgo” not “forgoe.” 🙂

  • terrymck

    Best wishes and congratulations, J. Harvey! I guess you are still woozy from all the honeymoon sex, because it is “forgo” not “forgoe.” 🙂

  • terrymck

    Best wishes and congratulations, J. Harvey! I guess you are still woozy from all the honeymoon sex, because it is “forgo” not “forgoe.” 🙂

  • terrymck

    Best wishes and congratulations, J. Harvey! I guess you are still woozy from all the honeymoon sex, because it is “forgo” not “forgoe.” 🙂

  • terrymck

    Best wishes and congratulations, J. Harvey! I guess you are still woozy from all the honeymoon sex, because it is “forgo” not “forgoe.” 🙂

  • terrymck

    Best wishes and congratulations, J. Harvey! I guess you are still woozy from all the honeymoon sex, because it is “forgo” not “forgoe.” 🙂

  • terrymck

    Best wishes and congratulations, J. Harvey! I guess you are still woozy from all the honeymoon sex, because it is “forgo” not “forgoe.” 🙂

  • boredat2am

    I’ve always been interested in ordering from Slick It Up. As soon as I get my own place, I’m going on a shopping spree 😀

  • spellingbeeman

    Actually, it’s neither “forgoe” nor “forgo.” It’s “forego.” :^)

  • Thanks, Chasm!

  • Thanks, Chasm!

  • I got so confused! There were so many conflicting opinions on the “forgo” controversy that I just changed it to profanity!

  • I got so confused! There were so many conflicting opinions on the “forgo” controversy that I just changed it to profanity!

  • I WISH I was that ripped up. I think we spent too much drinking! 🙂

  • I WISH I was that ripped up. I think we spent too much drinking! 🙂

  • Hey! What is your blog url?

  • Hey! What is your blog url?

  • terrymck

    Nope, you are wrong. Look it up. Forgo means to abstain or do without something. Forego means to precede. Better check before you correct someone, spellingbeeman.