Straight Guys Are Gay: “Bromance”
Where the fuck was I in 2009? Answer: loving this. Apparently, there was a reality show called Bromance on MTV that featured (mostly) straight guys competing for the affection of another straight guy – reality show douche Brody Jenner.
Let me pause here for a moment to say that Jenner (son of formerly dignified Olympic decathlete and current plastic surgery disaster and Kardashian flunky Bruce Jenner) is actually pretty hot in the face and bod. But then he opens his mouth. Plus, he was on The Hills. You feel me on his being a douche, right?
A YouTuber put together this clip compilation back in aught 9 noting 10 reasons why Bromance was the “gayest show on Earth.” I didn’t get insulted. I agreed. This shit is gayer than Revenge and The Golden Girls put together. Dragging dudes in their underwear out of their beds to meet you in the middle of the night? Crying over your buddy preferring another guy’s company to yours? This guy? Correct.
- J. Harvey
p.s. If the video embedding doesn’t work, go here to watch.
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