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October 14, 2012

The Cock Buffet: Brought to You By Johnny Rapid’s Taint

Happy Sunday! Since I am a crazy person, I’ve decided to celebrate my dear co-blogger J. Harvey‘s marriage with another twenty-item edition of The Cock Buffet. Since I am a selfish person, I haven’t taken his taste in men into consideration, and I just wrote about whatever the hell I wanted to write about…

On that note, you’re now welcome to dive into this week’s ultra-filling roundup of the best gay porn! We start things off with Nicco Sky and Toby Tucker, and then wrap ’em all up with Johnny Rapid and his enchanted man-taint. Along the way, we’ve got something for the bear lovers, foot lovers, cum lovers and lovers of all kinds.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your dick and chow down.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Str8 to Gay

Click through to see this week’s featured scenes:

Toby Tucker rimming

1. This is my favorite gay porn image of the week. Two-time Everything Butt star Nicco Sky gets ready to dive into one-time Everything Butt star Toby Tucker‘s muscle ass. This is allegedly Toby’s first rimjob, but Randy Blue assures us it won’t be his last. (PS: Did I mention that Randy Blue’s image galleries are open to non-members? Yeah. You want to see more of these two.)

2. Duncan Black, who you simply adored in this previous edition of The Cock Buffet, fucks lucky bottom boy Joey Love on Bait Buddies. I’m really digging Joey’s impish bottom boy appeal, though the va-va-voom bubble butt isn’t hurting him either…

gay bukkake

3. You know how gay porn studios will use fake cum in scenes? I’m pretty sure the loads coating filthy cock slut Jordan Thomas are all real. One of those loads belongs to muscle daddy Brock Landon, which would make me jealous if I didn’t want to pound Brock like a filthy cock slut… Watch the full bukkake scene NOW at Dirty Tony!

4. File this under “More Reasons I Fucking Loathe Tyler Sweet“. While I’m sitting at home eating tortilla chips, drinking pumpkin beers and re-watching episodes of Parks & Recreation alone, this twink motherfucker is getting his hole slammed by Topher DiMaggio. What a miserable, awful cunt! And yet I’d still jerk off to his latest scene from Drill My Hole. Why must he be such an awesome pussy boy? WHY???

Mike DeMarko

5. What Would You Do alum Mike DeMarko gets majorly beej’d by Boston Miles in a scene for Cocksure Men. Earlier in the scene, he shows off some of his gymnastics moves. Later in the scene, Boston rams his tight little ass.

6. Bear Films knocks another one out of the park! After their spectacular threesome between Marco Bolt, Blake Randolph and Rick Sierra, they brought us this one-on-one scene between Beaux Butler and alternative chaser-type Jace Maddux. I’m crushing hard on Jace, but he probably wouldn’t go for a skinny dude like me. 🙁

Jake Lyons for Fraternity X

7. Fraternity X brother Jake gets his throat fucked in a new scene for the site. We’re pretty sure he’s also getting fucked while this happens, so let it be known that Jake gets a passing grade for “multi-tasking”. His parents would be proud.

8. You know how I’ve got a thing for “Tony” from Dirty Tony? Well, I’d also let the cocksucker director from Spunk Worthy lick my balls. He’s got this “dirty dad” vibe that I can’t resist. Also? I’m weirdly into the casting couch fantasy…

Jackson Price gay porn star

9. It doesn’t make sense to me that Jackson Price is on Foot Woody, because who could pay attention to those toes when that beautiful cock‘s in your face? Don’t get me wrong! I’d probably pop his big toe in my mouth while I was fucking him, but really, his feet are not his best attribute.

10. Okay! I’m still not thrilled that Drake Rock pulled out on his “no more bareback” rule, but can we please talk about grungy rock star bottom Cody North? He’s dominating this scene with Dan Decklin and Daniel Dager. He’s dominating it with his submissiveness.

Hayck and Matheus Wilhans

11. I’m not sure which of these Brazilian Badpuppy models I like more—bearded bottom slut Matheus Wilhans or uncut top Hayck. Given my current mood, I’m leaning toward Hayck… But on any other weekend? Matheus would be the winner here.

12. Remember Joe Parker from that threesome he had with his hubby and Dean Monroe? Since then, I’ve become obsessed with his cock. The way it curves up makes my hole quiver, and you can bet your pretty ass that I wish I were Brant Dixon in this Men Over 30 scene.

Billy Rubins

13. Eurocreme model Billy Rubins has a nice uncut cock. That said, is anyone else getting distracted by his pretty pink lips or those hairy boy legs? Given the opportunity, I’d ravage this kid from head to toe.

14. If you liked Duncan Black in item #2, then you’re going to freak out over this clip from Circle Jerk Boys! The handsome young man gives up his hole for Devin Adams, who was last seen getting rammed by hairy sex god Manning Carr. Perfect (almost).

Billy Rubins

15. Jamie West and Christopher Crawford are two horny lads from Bull Dog Pit. I will fully admit that I’m not sure which one’s which, but I like the attitude in this picture. The one guy’s like, “Fuck yeah, red cap blond is about to blow me. U JEALOUS?”

16. Full disclosure! This clip is basically just Dirk Caber bossing Dean Monroe around and making him do push-ups. They might do more with one another on Bound Jocks, though I’ve yet to watch the full video… Still, this is sort of hot?

Tony Tolete for Extra Big Dicks

17. For a site called Extra Big Dicks, I should really be focusing on Tony Tolete‘s extra big dick… but can you blame me that I picked this picture instead? It should be noted that this scene is called “The Cuban Sausage Crisis“. It should mostly be noted, because duh, that is hilarious.

18. Chaos Men model Solomon gets bossy with Tatum… And I get hard.

Tony Tolete for Extra Big Dicks

19. Gabriel Clark gets it on with Cocky Boys newcomer Antonio Manero. This guy’s also been fucked by Tommy Defendi, so don’t be surprised if I write a post like this in the near future. Why is he riding all the cocks I want to ride? WHY????

20. Oh, Johnny Rapid! If you don’t win this year’s Hottest Cock Slut award, we might start to question our own judgment. This scene with Daryl Prince Lords on Str8 To Gay doesn’t live up to your best work, but even your “okay” scenes are better than most porn star’s “great” scenes.

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    Brant Dixon needs a double dose of Viagra

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  • Jeremy S

    That’s funny, Dewitt…you loathe Tyler Sweet and I loathe Taylor Swift. Can’t stand that pretentious, untalented bitch!

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