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October 23, 2012

The Locker Room: Wes Welker

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New England Patriot Wes Welker looks fine from one angle, but then the camera catches him from another and he’s a fucking supermodel. He’s a wide receiver for the Pats, and he’s sorta like the anti-Tom Brady. Maybe not as straight-outta-the-chute handsome, but way less annoying. Blame Gisele.

Wes has dreamy eyes, and sometimes sports an ironic moustache. He’s also the team’s practical joker. Actually, he sounds like he might be super-annoying if he wasn’t so hot. Hot people get away with a TON.

For those of you who follow sports out there, Welker is the only receiver in NFL history with at least 110 receptions in any three seasons. Whoo-hoo! Go Wes! I don’t know what that means, to be honest, but it sounds like he’s taken things. Into himself. Widely. Sounds good to me!

– J. Harvey

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Joe Robinson 7:30pm on October 24, 2012

these are all the pics you got manhunt? a few pics of Wes out there of him shirt less and in tight shorts working out.

  • Cool_Kid

    Hate Tom, love Wes. But, J. Harvey, you just ruined two things I love (football and sex) by referencing them in the way you just did!

  • Cool_Kid

    Hate Tom, love Wes. But, J. Harvey, you just ruined two things I love (football and sex) by referencing them in the way you just did!

  • jockfever

    Nice. Maybe a bit overdressed. Not even a bare-chest pic? 🙂

  • jockfever

    Nice. Maybe a bit overdressed. Not even a bare-chest pic? 🙂

  • thatguyroman

    Ruined, or made better?

  • VaBottomGuy

    It’s a shame you couldn’t post a pic of his ass. It’s one of the best in the NFL!

  • RoadRunner86

    Hes actually more of a slot receiver (sounds dirty, huh??) and hes losing his hair.

    He’s been doing radio commercials on “hair restoration” since he had his scalp plugged earlier this year.

  • Steve Goryan

    Guys like this aren’t real, you know. This is all Photoshop. It’s a tree or a pole or a shrub or something that someone made look like a god. Guys like this don’t really exist. They can’t…. something this good looking would tear apart the fabric of space and time.

  • A_work_in_progress

    Quite simply……..YUM!

  • niceguy1

    Steve… we are on the same page .. 😉 … those eyes, those eyes.., those lips, those lips… (drooling now, gotta get some kleenex).

  • Finally! I’ve been wanting Wes Welker to show up on here since you started The Locker Room. He’s so fucking hot. He’s also really little, like 5’7″ or something. Too cute!

  • these are all the pics you got manhunt?
    a few pics of Wes out there of him shirt less and in tight shorts working out.