The Ten: Toby Hart, Matt Bomer & Josh Long Top Mystery Bottom (And Everyone Gets A Boner From This Headline)

Please pause for a moment and envision a fictional world where Toby Hart, Matt Bomer and hairy lad Josh Long take turns plowing the man we’ve affectionately nicknamed “Mystery Bottom“. Yeah, you’re welcome for that visual!

It sucks that the cubbish, dick-hungry amateur took a plunge on International Bottom Appreciation Week, but all good things must cum to an end… After two weeks on top, “Mystery Bottom” is finally letting the other contestants take control.

Thankfully, he’s still in the race. We can’t say the same for 40-year old sex god Dean Monroe, hairy muscle hunk Heath Jordan, thigh-tastic model Hani Zaytoun, dick-flashing actor Chris Messina or uncircumcised fuck machine Valentin Petrov. They failed to gain enough support in our polls, so unfortunately, we must eliminate them from the charts.

For those of you who are just joining us, here’s how the game works! Each week, we’ll feature ten extremely sexy men to choose from. You can vote for as many contestants as you’d like, and only the five with the highest amount of votes will move on to the next round. The remaining five slots will be filled the following week by men who you’ve suggested, as well as a handful of attractive fellows selected by your favorite bloggers (that would be us).

To keep things interesting, each participant will be retired after ten weeks on the charts. They have the opportunity of returning in the future, provided that they produce another hot video, photo shoot or anything worthy of a Manhunt Daily post.

Now let’s forget about the rules for a second and focus on what really matters–who should be on top next week? You have until next Tuesday to pick your favorite contestants, so hop to it and make your vote count!

- Dewitt

To view this week’s rankings and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:

In the grand tradition of ten words or less…

1. TOBY HART (LW – 3, W9): One more week! Can he end his run on top?

2. MATT BOMER (LW – 2, W3): Beard or no beard, his butt is still fucking incredible.

3. JOSH LONG (LW – 4, W3): Yup! We’re sort of obsessed with this furry little fucker.

4. MYSTERY BOTTOM (LW – 1, W4): Mystery finally solved? A reader claims he runs this Tumblr…

5. JOSEPH ODORISIO (LW-6, W2): Behold the power of thighs (to give you an erection).

6. SETH FORNEA (RETURN): After seeing this picture, you’ve basically had sex with Seth.

7. COLBY ERSKIN (RETURN): A handsome man with a very welcoming armpit. DOUBLE YUM.

8. BRENT RAGAN (DEBUT): Over fifty and probably hotter than you. Don’t be jealous!

9. ANDREW ZOLLNER (DEBUT): No Photoshop! This pole vaulter has a very large pole.

10. JEFF STRONGER (DEBUT): Lift those ankles and thrust! This burly DILF loves bottoming.