Top or Bottom: Joe Simpson

According to Radar Online, a new story will be coming out* in The National Enquirer about Joe Simpson, the father and manager of former (?) pop stars Jessica and Ashlee Simpson. Long story short? His wife Tina filed from divorce ’cause he’s into dudes (and might have a 20-something boy toy).

While this is all super deep and interesting, it’s never really clear when to trust a magazine like The National Enquirer. Sometimes they’re right, sometimes they’re wrong and sometimes they’re releasing bat-shit insane stories that couldn’t possibly be true.

But what if Joe Simpson is playing for our team? Do you think he’d be a Top or Bottom?

- Dewitt

* SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!?!

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