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October 24, 2012

Top or Bottom: Joe Simpson

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According to Radar Online, a new story will be coming out* in The National Enquirer about Joe Simpson, the father and manager of former (?) pop stars Jessica and Ashlee Simpson. Long story short? His wife Tina filed from divorce ’cause he’s into dudes (and might have a 20-something boy toy).

While this is all super deep and interesting, it’s never really clear when to trust a magazine like The National Enquirer. Sometimes they’re right, sometimes they’re wrong and sometimes they’re releasing bat-shit insane stories that couldn’t possibly be true.

But what if Joe Simpson is playing for our team? Do you think he’d be a Top or Bottom?

– Dewitt

* SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!?!

Click through to cast your vote:

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HornyToro666 4:41pm on December 6, 2014

No, I think the same thing. I'd do him. I think he's adorable.

  • JPH

    Daddy is a bossy bottom

  • JPH

    Daddy is a bossy bottom

  • Graphicjack

    I actually was going to vote top until I saw the spray tan photo and the “hey girl” red carpet shot. Total power bottom for sure

  • Graphicjack

    I actually was going to vote top until I saw the spray tan photo and the “hey girl” red carpet shot. Total power bottom for sure

  • hman

    Who fuckin cares

  • hman

    Who fuckin cares

  • Insert_here_O

    Haha! I love how you ask if he is a top or bottom, but only give options for bottoming

  • He’s actually on my Celebrity No-Ways: Guys I Wouldn’t Even Fuck With Someone Else’s Dick upcoming post.

  • He’s actually on my Celebrity No-Ways: Guys I Wouldn’t Even Fuck With Someone Else’s Dick upcoming post.

  • glen0330

    You should have had a choice “Who Gives A Shit” ? He’d give us gays a bad name if he is gay.

  • Omaha9x7

    Why does everyone in the media think that anyone even gives a rats ass?

  • Omaha9x7

    Why does everyone in the media think that anyone even gives a rats ass?

  • Blue

    Is it bad that I think he’s kinda cute?

  • Anonymous

    Dewitt I know this is a gay blog but do you really think someone gives a flying FUCK about this sexual preference ? Top bottom sideways who gives a FUCK ???

  • HornyToro666

    No, I think the same thing. I’d do him. I think he’s adorable.