Barack Obama Wins Presidential Election

Before I go back to talking about rimjobs, gigantic penises and double penetration, I thought it’d be best to acknowledge that something big happened in America last night. President Barack Obama was elected for four more years. Maine, Maryland and Washington became the first three states to approve marriage equality by popular vote. Wisconsin‘s Tammy Baldwin became the first openly gay individual to be elected to the US Senate. And I might still be drunk.

What news from election night has you celebrating? What didn’t go as well as you had hoped? Chime in with your thoughts in the comments section. Let’s share our feelings and stuff (as politely as possible, please).

- Dewitt

Click through to watch Obama’s re-election speech:

Just to be fair and balanced, here’s Mitt’s concession speech too: