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November 11, 2012

Caption This: The Look of Pure Bliss

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This model from the subtly-named website Straight Boys Fucking looks so freakin’ satisfied with himself. I mean, geez, you just jizzed on your pubes, dude! You didn’t solve world hunger or anything…

But, hey, at least this makes for a good round of Caption This?

If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image above. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!

For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Straight Boys Fucking

Click through to see the uncropped pic and last week’s winning caption:

THIS WEEK’S PIC:

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LAST WEEK’S WINNER:

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Congratulations, RoadRunner86! You won so hard, you should probably get a real prize.

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Rhette Michaels 8:41am on December 2, 2012

Fuck Chick-Fil-A, I came on Sunday!

  • MIGuy78

    Ahhh….I knew I’d figure out this masturbating thing eventually.

  • RoadRunner86

    Awesome and you are so right, I do deserve a real prize, so I’ll take 30 days of free mh membership thank you!

  • RoadRunner86

    Awesome and you are so right, I do deserve a real prize, so I’ll take 30 days of free mh membership thank you!

  • RoadRunner86

    Awesome and you are so right, I do deserve a real prize, so I’ll take 30 days of free mh membership thank you!

  • RoadRunner86

    Awesome and you are so right, I do deserve a real prize, so I’ll take 30 days of free mh membership thank you!

  • shimmian

    that’ll do, pig. that’ll do.

  • Centaur508

    I’m so HAPPY Obama won…been holding this stress for months!!

  • Ty

    so, thats how it works!

  • MikeGMU2

    Frank was in pure bliss… until he tried to unglue himself from the leather sofa.

  • Xliontamer

    Post electro convulsing therapy

  • lee

    I knew the vibrator would make it happen

  • StormChaser

    Flavor Flav: Yeeeeeeeaaaaah booooooiii!

  • StormChaser

    That smile deserves a happy meal!

  • hammy101

    4 out of five dentist agree that they have found a new way to whiten teeth!

  • Tyler

    As close as we can get to real world anime!

  • suntango

    And that’s how the paramedics found him. Stuck to the couch and doing something he loved.

  • Ryan

    Ta Da!

  • Ryan

    Ta Da!

  • Commenter

    “I’m in my happy place. The world is good.”

  • Commenter

    “I’m in my happy place. The world is good.”

  • HaHa I just got that joke you told me yesterday

  • Tyler

    i told you i’d do it better than your wife

  • Anthony

    I feel like I just saved 15% or more on my car insurance…~

  • thickitalian65

    oops!! i did it again…

  • domtoppapi

    “Did I do good, Mommy?”

  • trackmanoh

    Getting paid to be naked: $200
    Imported leather sofa: $500
    Jizz in my pubes and an endorphin rush: Priceless

  • trackmanoh

    Getting paid to be naked: $200
    Imported leather sofa: $500
    Jizz in my pubes and an endorphin rush: Priceless

  • usmcdoc31

    My daddy knows how to get me to smile.

  • usmcdoc31

    My daddy knows how to get me to smile.

  • theodore smagowince

    I got PAID for this?

  • eye812

    Therapy is great, the doc said lie down on the couch and shoot a load off

  • Kevin60175

    Bye Bye Hostess – Just found a new Cream Filled Twinkie

  • Rockysolid

    If you think that’s a lot of cum, you should see how much is up his ass!

  • Rockysolid

    If you think that’s a lot of cum, you should see how much is up his ass!

  • Bigdawg2020

    now i know why the cheshire cat is always grinning

  • eye812

    Ahhh right hand, you know me so well .

  • eye812

    Ahhh right hand, you know me so well .

  • Rhette Michaels

    Fuck Chick-Fil-A, I came on Sunday!

  • Rhette Michaels

    Fuck Chick-Fil-A, I came on Sunday!